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    15 Times People Broke The Ice On Dating Apps By Being As Weird As Possible

    By Raven Ishak,

    2024-06-13

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    If you've ever been on a dating app, you know it's pretty common to receive some wild and weird messages. So when Reddit user u/WarmSlice1885 asked : "People who use dating apps, what is the weirdest message you've gotten to start a conversation?", so many people have opinions on the matter. Here's what they had to say below.

    1. "Matched with a woman. Her first message was, 'I guess you’ll do.'"

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    u/Bigtits38

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    2. "A friend got the message: 'Wow, your eyes could start a cult.'"

    u/pinkynarftroz

    "Not gonna lie, that one might actually work on me."

    u/Otaku_in_Red

    3. "After my girlfriend and I started dating, she showed me her dating profile so I could see how many messages she was getting. It was about 50-70 per day, and most of them were just 'hi.' A few were really creepy: 'You look like my daughter/student/sister.' However, one stood out to us, and we still laugh about it to this day: 'You ever get fucked by a marine baby?' There were no punctuation or question marks, so we asked ourselves, 'What, like a baby shark? Baby whale?' In the end, she had 1,500 unread messages when she deactivated her account."

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    u/Soulfighter56

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    4. "The weirdest first message I've received was: 'My hovercraft is full of eels,' and I can't imagine what sort of conversation she expects if the person she sends the message to doesn't happen to be a Monty Python fan (we're getting old and rare here)."

    u/malsomnus

    5. "'Excuse me, good sir, would you kindly like to hook up?' She was clearly wasted. Five minutes later, she unmatches. Apparently, she didn't like that I wasn't available immediately. This isn't a fucking Wendy's."

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    u/FriendsForEternityLH

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    6. "Where's the nearest KFC to you because Friday nights are for chicken 'n dickin.'"

    u/crazyforkovu

    "Did you get original or extra crispy?"

    u/chuckagain

    7. "I was on Bumble and got asked about my Myers-Briggs personality type. When I responded, she unmatched me immediately. I gotta respect the hustle."

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    u/chromane

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    8. "A woman once messaged me with something along the lines of 'Do you ever see a bunch of cheese and say damn, I want to eat that cheese. And by cheese, I mean my pussy.' I couldn’t help myself and replied that I’m lactose intolerant."

    u/Teazykatka

    9. "I was the weird one. I’d start off by commenting about something in the background of a picture. If I couldn’t think of something funny, I’d just say, 'How do you feel about geese?' Most people have strong opinions."

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    u/SomeSluttyBean

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    10. "'WHY DON'T YOU SKYDIVE INTO THIS PUSSY!!!' and then immediately unmatching me when I was like, 'Woah now...'"

    u/Synamyn_Dyxon

    11. "They opened our initial conversation on PlentyofFish by asking for my detailed zombie apocalypse survival plan. I fell in love immediately. We've been married for almost 12 years now."

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    u/mikeytruelove

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    12. "'I want my wife to have your eyes.' I don’t think it was meant like that, but my first thought was that the dude wanted to cut out my eyeballs."

    u/CurvyCarrots

    13. "I once got an opening message that said something like 'You might not be the prettiest girl on here, but beauty is only a light switch away.' This was over ten years ago, and I bet that dude is still single."

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    u/Crystaltornado

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    14. "A woman texted me on Bumble, 'fight me,' It was the weirdest but funniest first message I ever received."

    u/gift_wrapist

    15. And finally, “'No guillotine could take away the head I would give.' LOL."

    u/Panamanianveganmeat

    Have you ever received an incredibly weird first message on a dating app? Tell us what they said in the comments below:

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