Who glorifies rape culture? Disgusting.

PSA: The dating pool is not looking too good at the moment. 😬

"Robin was just the greatest person. Such a beautiful, sensitive soul and so kind and generous to me."

"Your spouse's family problems become your problems too."

The move comes after Jonathan's arrest early Saturday morning.

Parent smarter, not harder.

Listen, not all people want to have kids and that's okay.

"Someone asked if my friend from high school was my son so obviously the haircut I got yesterday was a wise choice." —@HollyBallantine

Do you ever feel... like a broken doll?

"I met a representative who wanted to try me out a little bit, told me, ‘I’m going to send you out on auditions.’ And that person introduced me to Blake Lively’s parents."

Three options.

"It was then I realized that we were both using each other, not intentionally. He wanted a wife, I wanted a husband, we didn't want each other."

The rat pic:/

Twitter is not OK right now.

"I watched Mary Poppins when I was 4, and I didn't get that joke until I was 30."

"I will likely reside here the rest of my life — but it's not quite as wonderful as it seemed at first."

Sometimes things just don't work out and that's okay.

"If you're a stalker, they'll eventually give you a chance."

There's only ONE person on Earth who should play Edna Mode in a live-action remake of The Incredibles, and I think we all know who that is.

"He made excuses. For. Everything."