Marcell Ozuna Braves Aug 10, 2022; Boston, Massachusetts, USA; Atlanta Braves designated hitter Marcell Ozuna (20) hits a three run home run against the Boston Red Sox in the fourth inning at Fenway Park. Mandatory Credit: David Butler II-USA TODAY Sports

Arizona Diamondbacks ace Zac Gallen has been lights out—his Fangraphs WAR (3.0) leads all major-league pitchers this season—though he got away with one Sunday, playing with fire by leaving a fastball down the middle to Atlanta Braves slugger Marcell Ozuna. Like a shark tasting blood in the water, Ozuna pounced on Gallen’s mistake, narrowly missing what would have been his 12th homer of 2023.

Ozuna was slow out of the box, assuming the ball had safely cleared the outfield wall like all of us. Of course, he was wrong, ultimately settling for an obscenely long, 415-foot single.

Ozuna isn’t the first and certainly won’t be the last player to commit the cardinal sin of pimping a would-be home run, inviting scorn from purists for desecrating baseball’s “unwritten rules.” Still, his showmanship arguably cost the Braves a run, one they desperately needed on an afternoon when Mike Soroka didn’t have his best stuff (3 2/3 IP, 7 H, 5 ER).

One of baseball’s quirky charms is that every stadium has different dimensions and ground rules varying from park to park. According to Mike Petriello of MLB.com, Ozuna’s blast would have exited 26 of 30 ballparks. Unfortunately for the 32-year-old, Chase Field wasn’t one of them.

How’s this for irony? None of the three home runs in Sunday’s game traveled as far as Ozuna’s single. One of the first lessons we learn in sports is to play until the whistle, yet even athletes like Ozuna get caught up in the moment, succumbing to regrettable lapses like the one we saw Sunday in Arizona.

[Mike Petriello]

About Jesse Pantuosco

Jesse Pantuosco joined Awful Announcing as a contributing writer in May 2023. He’s also written for Audacy and NBC Sports. A graduate of Syracuse’s S.I. Newhouse School of Public Communications with a master’s degree in creative writing from Fairfield University, Pantuosco has won three Fantasy Sports Writers Association Awards. He lives in West Hartford, Connecticut and never misses a Red Sox, Celtics or Patriots game.