35 Things Basically Every Single Person Experienced During Their Childhood But Never, Ever Talks About

When we were all kids, pretty much everyone...

1. Made those milk bubbles:

2. Had this exact fear:

3. Scrolled all the way down:

4. Had this exact thought while home from school:

5. Drew a sun in the corner of a page that looked exactly like this:

6. Believed that gum from second grade is still there:

7. Walked in water using every one of these combinations:

8. Played with a foam ball that had a big honkin' bite taken out of it:

9. Pinched their finger like this for no reason:

10. Got yelled at for turning on the car light:

11. Rolled up the straps on their backpack as tightly as humanly possible:

12. Tried to become invisible to avoid going to bed:

13. Stabbed the living life out of an eraser:

14. Experienced true terror after swallowing a seed:

15. Pretended you could harness the force of the seven seas in the shower:

16. Saw the world in Ruler Vision:

17. Became a movie star at the grocery store:

18. Took way too many bottle cap shots:

19. Witnessed incredibly intense raindrop races on a car window:

20. Smacked the dang chlorophyl out of an innocent leaf:

21. Got a punch from the champ:

22. Pretended to have special anti-gravity pool powers:

23. Ran their hand along the wall EXACTLY like this:

24. Clipped their mouth shut for some mysterious reason:

25. Began a long and fruitful career as a chemist:

26. Developed an awful "smoking" habit:

27. Had some very questionable thoughts:

28. Tried their best to defeat the powerful forces of science:

29. Felt like the highest of high society:

30. Played dead for about 7 seconds:

31. Rubbed glue all over their hands just to peel it off:

32. Ate macaroni like a dignified human-being:

33. Smelled that smell:

34. Woke up in the twilight zone:

35. Saw the most spontaneous throw up ever:

And fell for this exact joke: