Here are some funny tweets from this weekend for anyone who might need a laugh, a distraction, or just something light to read. Enjoy and stay safe.
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Are you wearing the... "papal puffer parka? yes. I am."
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pug owners: my dog is the cutest thing ever the dog:
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Hot girls drink matcha
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nah I remember seeing girls at my school laying on the floor crying I thought they hit another tower https://t.co/AKdC7l30V9
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Grindr omg 😭
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ma’am this is literally an ikea do you want to buy that chair or not
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I don’t have a boyfriend so i have to answer every spam call for the chance to give someone an update on the hailey bieber selena gomez thing. its annoying but I know women who came before me faced greater challenges
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lanas next album title https://t.co/8XP7OYThVJ
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Soundcloud songs be like Norman fucking rockwell x FACESHOPPING nightcore (ft. Nicki Minaj)
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Why was everyone gagging over this 😭
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spotify will embarrass you so bad. i was listening to my discover weekly and bopping to a song i hadn't heard before. i get a text from a from "NAWT you listening to ben platt" AAKDKSJDKDLFLGH
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Gwyneth Paltrow skiing: https://t.co/peqa9h0GMN
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What’s crazy is how she flopped the wig on and boom it’s secured 😭 https://t.co/mBQVUKYF70