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By Mike Spohr,
If you were my 2-year-old, where would you hide your brother's brand new passport?
last night 8 and 9 rated my dinner a 9. i felt great until i realized the scale they were using was 1 through 2,000. that's a bullshit range.
My kids know that I’m asthmatic and very allergic to cats.Older daughter: “I don’t like cats because mommy’s allergic to them.”Younger daughter: “When mommy dies, I’m getting a cat!”
Henry wants a tattoo for his 18th birthday so I reminded him that I have a giant tiger tramp stamp from when I was his age and he said, “perfect that’s what I’ll get.” Now he & his brothers are discussing how funny it would be if we all had tiger tramp stamps, like AS A FAMILY 🙄