We're bringing back the best tweets of the week. Whether you want to laugh on your way to work, send a meme or two to a friend, or just kill time, we got you! Here are the best tweets of the last week or so:
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Hard to imagine a better first question to ask a Hinge match.
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I was at a networking event and walked up to this guy, but before I started talking he just handed me this card??
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Two straight dudes found this in the gym locker room and I heard them racking their brains trying to figure out what it was. Lmao
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starbucks lemon loaf looks like phoebe bridgers
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Women really talk to you like HR when they are completely done with you. Terrible stuff lol. https://t.co/63JP1kkmCN
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i spend two hours hanging out with my girlies and it takes every fiber in my body to resist tweeting some shit like “womanhood is so special.”
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Restaurant bills are designed to be paid by men ,that is why is called men-u
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I am CRYING my roommate brought over a discreet hookup and was like “this is camp” explaining something and the guy is like what is camp and he says “it’s like when…. when you… dress as a hamburger… for example” I’m CRYING like hearing this convo is so funny.
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not only are we seeing the downfall of netflix, we are also seeing the downfall of chill
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the spelling of colonel is so wrong
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can we bring back flip phones so we have to press a button multiple times to get the desired letter. maybe people would say less
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not my 3rd grader discovering I have a girlfriend and making me this
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It happened to me AND IT CAN HAPPEN TO YOU: I was hanging out with 2 people and the one I know better left the room for a few minutes
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everyone is always “in Mexico City” and I’m always like “in Duane Reade”
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SHE IS SO FUNNY
(Gays call Sarah "Mother," so she changed her Instagram bio.)
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Is Uber now allowing hotbox as a car ride?
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I’m pro choice but this was tough to see