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31 Of The Absolute Funniest Tweets By Women So Far In 2023
By Alice Lahoda,
2023-02-06
Wowee, time sure flies when you're barely surviving late-stage capitalism! Now that it's February, let's look back on the best tweets by women in January 2023!!
And make sure you follow all these funny ladies on Twitter!
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This is such bollocks. 41 years ago two irresponsible people had unprotected sex and now I have to get up in the dark and go to work.
Yes modernity is failing us but think about how far we’ve come. When Netflix was just delivering DVDs in the mail I shared an account with my dad that he monopolized by renting an animated French art film about cycling that he didn’t return for an entire year
Was in Paris on Friday night and a handsome French man was flirting with me and I asked him what his name was and he said (very Frenchly) “Ah you will be disappointed” and I thought what a silly thing to say and then he said “it is Kevin” and you know what? I was disappointed.
Y’all, I told my daughter to put socks on her reborn doll & she gon say “ you can’t tell people how to take care of they kids “ 😂 I really don’t know how much longer I can do this 😭😭😭😭
Matthew Broderick: Life moves pretty fast ...Vin Diesel: And sometimes it moves pretty furious.Together: Coming to a theater near you-Movie Exec: Get out.
5’9 but identify as 6’1. Not here for a hookup but totally will. Women, fish & babies fear me. Like bad boys? I’m bad @ everything! (that’s sarcasm) Find me in the gym looking for my Pam. Love air, food & competing. My dog has mommy issues. Don’t be ugly. Ask if u wanna know more
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