Here are some funny tweets from this weekend for anyone who might need a laugh, a distraction, or just something light to read. Enjoy and stay safe.
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the gym this morning
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i cant breath
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no words https://t.co/jfGcLrbbzT
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Is Uber now allowing hotbox as a car ride?
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I was at a networking event and walked up to this guy, but before I started talking he just handed me this card??
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get a room omg!!!
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I asked 35 students in my Intro to Film course if anyone saw a film in the theater over winter break. Two saw Avatar. Two saw Wakanda Forever. One saw Puss In Boots 2........six times. In the theater.
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so apparently pumas, mountain lions, and panthers are all the same animal and not three different ones
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Unfollowing your daughter at 73 is hilarious https://t.co/6AMGAFXBgE
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my 28 year old boy roommate waking me up at 5:08 AM Friday morning to tell me he threw up and “didn’t know who else to tell”
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we need a better word for horny that sounds elegant and gorgeous
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netflix and chill is over it's time to hbo max and climax
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hulu and do you
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Why garlic cant just born naked
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when I randomly remember one of my shirts I haven’t seen in a while
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i sometimes think ab this tiktok where the girl said „if an influencer gatekeeps her clothes i will comment ‚it‘s shein‘ under her post to force her to correct me“ and it’s still genius