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31 Dating Profiles So Horribly Cringe-Worthy, I Can't Believe Someone Actually Posted Them

By Hannah Marder,


Look, making a dating profile is hard. I get it. I'm not here to shame good people just trying their best. But every once in a while, a profile is SO bad that it actually is disturbing, offensive, or just plain combative. Here are 31 examples people actually posted.

1. I will never get why some men write an entire rant in their bio and think it's gonna get them matches???
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2. "Ur all tramps" is the perfect way to get women to date you.
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3. I am actually in awe of how offensive this first line is.
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4. The hatred toward single moms is so disgusting.
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5. This guy isn't even being subtle about hating women.
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6. Like...if you hate women so much, why are you dating them?
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7. I'm just here laughing at his hatred for single women 30 and older, when he himself is 32.
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8. This list of requirements is actually wild — it's not a job interview.
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9. As is this one.
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10. "If ur lucky" — I'm thinking the only lucky person in this situation is the one who dodges a bullet by swiping left on you.
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11. Ah yes, a nice guy who (checks notes) uses the word "pussy" and decides he doesn't want to settle down because he just wants to live. Definitely not a fuckboy in disguise!
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12. Started off strong with the first sentence, then immediately shot himself in the foot.
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13. It's not just men. I don't know why this woman thought "Tinder keeps giving me uglies" was a good thing to write in her bio.
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14. This woman straight-up told people *not* to match with her?
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15. This whole profile is just a big YIKES.
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16. Ever wondered what Rupi Kaur would sound like as a Nice Guy?
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17. There might be a *reason* you're in the friend zone.
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18. I've stared at this for so long scratching my head. What does "I'm that dude your ex's mom warned him about" even mean?? Like, he's saying your hypothetical ex was into him? Or just saying he was a bully on the schoolyard and your hypothetical ex's mom told your hypothetical ex to stay away from him because he was a creep? How is that alluring?
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19. But this woman who "doesn't date outside her race" might take the cake.
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20. "Must hold conservative core values" and also be "open minded"?? I'm confused.
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21. This is not your soapbox to be bigoted; it's a dating app.
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22. Why are you ranting about snowflakes on Tinder?
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23. Sir, this is a Wendy's.
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24. Well...thank god chivalry still exists.
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25. I hope this person is trolling, but even if they are, they sound like a POS.
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26. This is such an effective bio, because I immediately know whether I want to meet this person. The answer, if you were wondering, is absolutely no way in hell.
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27. You know what? She did make it easy, I'll give that to her.
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28. I...have no words.
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29. Ladies, if you see a bio like
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30. I am once again asking men who clearly hate women to stop dating women.
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31. And finally, here's a reallly old-fashioned dating profile. Not only because of its offensive, outdated values, but because it's literally printed on paper.
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What's the worst thing you've seen on a dating profile? Let us know in the comments!

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