It's still a new year, folks, but some people have already spent it getting absolutely ROASTED.
Here are a bunch of poor souls — some famous, some not — who have recently taken some serious shots:
1. First, this would-be palindrome expert:
2. And comedian Patton Oswalt — who after dominating on Celebrity Jeopardy! — got put in his place by his brother:
holy shit was every category either STAR WARS or SKIN RASHES?
3. This "player" who probably wishes they could have seen this response coming:
4. Elon Musk, who walked into this devastating but fair roast:
@elonmusk 12 months ago most people didn't know how unhinged you were.
5. And, what the hell, Elon again (believe me, I showed restraint by only including two of his):
6. This person who tried cooking steak for the first time and found out real fast they shouldn't have:
@StokeyyG2 What did you cook that under? A heated argument?
7. Drake, who probably lays awake thinking about this one:
8. And Ivanka Trump, who might want to call Drake to commiserate over their epically on-point roastings:
9. The dorm mates who dared to use this (slightly unhinged) person's microwave without permission:
10. This ex-girlfriend who suddenly has a lot to think about:
11. Texas governor Greg Abbott, who made the mistake of piling on struggling Dallas Cowboys' kicker Brett Maher:
@GregAbbott_TX You can’t even kick on the light switch for us in winter.
12. This woman who could've been roasted for literally everything going on in her room, but got it for her name instead:
13. And this guy who didn't realize how badly he'd told on himself:
14. Billie Eilish (who I actually think would laugh at this if she saw it):
15. This bean bag-shaped mayonnaise-filled man:
16. This person who is probably still not recovered from getting roasted like this last December:
17. This believer who found out fast that one thing atheists believe in is absolutely incinerating dumb comments:
18. And finally, no collection of recent roasts would be complete without Andrew Tate...who I'm certain regrets poking Greta Thunberg:
yes, please do enlighten me. email me at smalldickenergy@getalife.com https://t.co/V8geeVvEvg
19. Ditto for this tough guy who tried to come for Greta in the comments, but really should have sat this one out:
@akafacehots @GretaThunberg You quite literally play video games for a living.