19 People Who Got Roasted So Hard It's Going To Ruin Their Whole Damn 2023

It's still a new year, folks, but some people have already spent it getting absolutely ROASTED.

Here are a bunch of poor souls — some famous, some not — who have recently taken some serious shots:

1. First, this would-be palindrome expert:

2. And comedian Patton Oswalt — who after dominating on Celebrity Jeopardy! — got put in his place by his brother:

3. This "player" who probably wishes they could have seen this response coming:

4. Elon Musk, who walked into this devastating but fair roast:

5. And, what the hell, Elon again (believe me, I showed restraint by only including two of his):

6. This person who tried cooking steak for the first time and found out real fast they shouldn't have:

7. Drake, who probably lays awake thinking about this one:

8. And Ivanka Trump, who might want to call Drake to commiserate over their epically on-point roastings:

9. The dorm mates who dared to use this (slightly unhinged) person's microwave without permission:

10. This ex-girlfriend who suddenly has a lot to think about:

11. Texas governor Greg Abbott, who made the mistake of piling on struggling Dallas Cowboys' kicker Brett Maher:

12. This woman who could've been roasted for literally everything going on in her room, but got it for her name instead:

13. And this guy who didn't realize how badly he'd told on himself:

14. Billie Eilish (who I actually think would laugh at this if she saw it):

15. This bean bag-shaped mayonnaise-filled man:

16. This person who is probably still not recovered from getting roasted like this last December:

17. This believer who found out fast that one thing atheists believe in is absolutely incinerating dumb comments:

18. And finally, no collection of recent roasts would be complete without Andrew Tate...who I'm certain regrets poking Greta Thunberg:

19. Ditto for this tough guy who tried to come for Greta in the comments, but really should have sat this one out:

H/T: r/rareinsults