Whether you're blissfully in love or living your best single life, you're probably no stranger to the weird, weird world of dating. These hilarious tweeters were brave enough to say the things we've all thought but never dared say aloud:
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If we date there's no such thing as breaking up. If your love runs out, we'll use mine, I'll hotspot you.
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Deleting dating apps so I can find love the old fashioned way (being locked in a tower until an ogre and his donkey come and rescue me)
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Dating someone for 4 years and then break up. Congratulations, you have a degree in "relationship management and analysis."
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bf is being hunter (ordering the bagels) I am being gatherer (asking ppl if I could please steal one of the chairs from their table if they’re not using it, no problem if not)
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date idea they unfollow every girl but me
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(Guy who’s been in two relationships) There are two types of women,
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Next time my bf pisses me off ima eat a Nature Valley bar over him while he sleep
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me: *crying* my boyfriend (an empath): I'm sensing that you want me to play the PS5 for two and a half hours
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dating me will stress you out cause i laugh during arguments
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dating tips: DON’T
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If we dating u gotta be obsessed w me or ima think u don't like me like that fr😂
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enjoy ur relationship while u got it, you gonna have each other blocked one day
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im scared of dating what if we never break up
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id rather bite every single one of my fingers off one by one than engage in creating a dating profile ever again like actually
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wish my bf ...... that isn’t my bf .... would act right so we can be together
16. Finally...
He dumped me so I’m dating his landlord. We increasing the rent tomorrow.