IDK about you, but I love a good dad joke — and 2022 gave us plenty of them. Here are some of the best, most hilarious ones from this year.
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When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
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Quality dad joke.
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My friend told me he has been secretly working as a bricklayer for the last year... There's clearly mortar him than meets the eye...
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He’a a cereal killer. To me this is the ultimate dad joke.
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I was robbed at a gas station in NJ last night. After my hands stopped trembling..I managed to call the cops and they were quick to respond and calmed me down..... My money is gone.. the police asked me if I knew who did it..I said yes.. it was pump number 9…
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Nothing like a good Dad joke 😂 Happy Fathers Day
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👤: “bang chan, as the dad of the group, what’s your best dad joke?” 🐺: “why are piggy banks so wise? because they’re filled with common cents (as in COMMON SENSE LMAO)
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What do you call an Elephant that doesn’t matter? An Irrelphant
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Woken up to 2 feet of snow today! #uksnow
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How does a moon cut his hair???? Eclipse it.
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This is the highest form of dad joke
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Alan Shearer with an absolutely cracking dad joke at the weekend 😂
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RIP boiled water. You will be mist.
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Giannis is back with another dad joke 🤣 What y’all think of this one? (via @Giannis_An34)
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I can’t get over this dad joke 😂
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Sad news, the inventor of the protractor has passed away. He’s with the angles now...
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dad joke
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Incredible dad joke here 😂
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Got a new terrible, monstrous dad joke. Ask someone if they want a brownie. Then hand them this....
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New day, same Giannis. 🤣 Tonight's Dad Joke:
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I have an old recliner... And we go waaaaaaaaaaaay back https://t.co/yIl0M0TkqB
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@jazz_inmypants my dad did this and then forgot the password so now my email address has a 1 on the end
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Joe Douglas: the Dad Joke King 👑
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How many spiders does it take to create an app? None. Spiders don’t make apps; they only design web sites!
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If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
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My dog accidentally swallowed a whole bag of Scrabble tiles. We took him to the vet to get him checked out. No word yet…
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what did the cowboy say to the other cowboy before his second rodeo? this ain’t my first rodeo
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I tripped in France. Eiffel over.
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Did you hear about the Catholic priest whose thurible flew clean off its chain during a service? The entire congregation was incensed.
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This morning I coughed up 3 pawns, a Knight and a Bishop. I think I have a chess infection.
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Knock knock "Who's there?" "Doris." "Doris who?" "Doris locked I can't get in."
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What did the sushi say to the bee? Wasabi.
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I woke up last night to find the ghost of Gloria Gaynor standing at the foot of my bed. At first I was afraid...then I was petrified.
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Time for a dad joke: Q: Why did the man take a coil of rope to a soccer game? A: To tie the score. Thank you. I’m here all week. Try the veal.