1. When Adam Levine (allegedly) cheated on his wife, tried to (allegedly) name his child after the woman in question, and then had his (alleged) sexts leaked.
2. When Kim Kardashian told Variety that her advice for women in business was, "Get your fucking ass up and work. It seems like nobody wants to work these days.”
3. When celebrities from Taylor Swift to Jay-Z were called out for the staggering carbon emissions of their private jet flights.
4. When Will Smith slapped Chris Rock at the Oscars.
5. When Jimmy Kimmel laid on the floor during Quinta Brunson's Emmys speech.
6. When Ned Fulmer was ousted from the Try Guys after photos showed him cheating on his wife with a coworker.
7. When Nick Cannon welcomed four children this year...and said he was up for more.
8. When Liam Payne said that Simon Cowell told him that One Direction was formed around him.
9. When Kim Kardashian maintained that she healthily lost 16 pounds in 21 days to wear Marilyn Monroe's "Happy Birthday" dress to the Met Gala — despite it leading to a flare-up of her psoriatic arthritis.
10. When the Don't Worry Darling press tour made us all worry, darling.
11. When Matthew Morrison got fired as a judge from So You Think You Can Dance over reportedly sending a dancer a flirty message.
12. When Sydney Sweeney posted a photo at her mom's birthday showing people wearing MAGA-style hats and even a Blue Lives Matter shirt.
13. When Tristan Thompson finally admitted after a paternity test that he had fathered a child with Maralee Nichols while with Khloé Kardashian.
14. When Hilaria Baldwin named her seventh child with Alec Baldwin after the Spanish-sounding version of her name.
15. When Kendall Jenner didn't know how to cut a cucumber.
16. When Drake shared a photo he took of a random woman at a restaurant onto his Instagram story with the caption, "Tried to airdrop this woman a pic of herself 'cause she’s a dime.”
17. When Noah Schnapp leaked Doja Cat's DMs asking about Joseph Quinn, igniting a short-lived feud.
18. When the owner of the NYC restaurant Balthazar said that James Corden was banned as he was the "most abusive customer to my Balthazar servers since the restaurant opened 25 years ago."
19. When Kim Kardashian was caught Photoshopping Khloé's daughter True onto pictures of Kylie's daughter Stormi at Disneyland.
20. When Lily-Rose Depp weighed in on the "nepo baby" discourse by saying, "If somebody’s mom or dad is a doctor, and then the kid becomes a doctor, you’re not going to be like, ‘Well, you’re only a doctor because your parent is a doctor.’ It’s like, ‘No, I went to medical school and trained.’"
21. Finally... Whatever the hell is still happening with Elon Musk and Twitter.
