If you haven't already been sucked in by the chaos, The White Lotus is HBO's hotel-based drama that follows rich families and couples on vacation as they engage with often financially struggling locals and likely minimum wage–earning staff. It's a complete clash of the classes that often has fatal results.
Recently, fans of the show have begun considering which wealthy characters and reality TV personalities could benefit from getting their privilege checked at the White Lotus, and here's who they came up with:
1. The iconic and luxurious Meredith Blake from Parent Trap:
Send her to White Lotus
2. Hotel heiress with no concerns in the world, Ms. London Tipton from Suite Life of Zach & Cody:
send her to the white lotus
3. Queen Alicent Hightower from House of the Dragon, who will do anything to keep her children on the throne:
send her to the white lotus
4. The original mom-agers trying to get their kids famous, Christi and Kelly from Dance Moms:
send them to the #WhiteLotus
5. The privileged students of Gossip Girl:
send them to a white lotus
6. The conservative US Supreme Court justices, who can afford to get any procedure they restrict others from having the rights to:
Send them to a White Lotus, and you actually could because the Supreme Court doesn’t have a binding code of ethics
7. It girl Maddy Perez from Euphoria:
send her to the white lotus
8. These gossiping birds from Downton Abbey — especially Violet Crawley, who looked down on her grandchildren who married beneath their station:
Send them to a White Lotus (Edwardian Era)
9. The OG Pretty Little Liars and Mona, who had the time and security to spend all day chasing A instead of doing anything else:
Send them to a White Lotus
10. Real estate agent, man stealer, and Miss Independent, Edie Britt from Desperate Housewives:
Send her to The White Lotus
11. And, tbh, the rest of the Desperate Housewives. Especially Garbrielle, who flaunted every material item she owned:
Send them to a White Lotus
12. Principal Ava Coleman from Abbott Elementary, who will hustle her way into any high-ranking position that she isn't qualified for:
send her to the white lotus
13. Rivals turned friends and ousted wives, Grace and Frankie from Grace and Frankie:
send them to the white lotus
14. Reality TV queen Tiffany "New York" Pollard from Flavor of Love and I Love New York:
Send her to White Lotus
15. These siblings from The Other Two who are eternally jealous of their internet celeb brother:
send them to the white lotus
16. This bougie kitty, Marie, from The Aristocats:
Send her to the #WhiteLotus
17. Debbie Jellinsky, the sultry neighbor of the Addams family who has gone through three marriages and, coincidentally, three deceased rich husbands:
Send her to the White Lotus
18. Martha May from How the Grinch Stole Christmas, who almost accepted a proposal because the mayor tempted her with a car if she said "yes":
send her to the white lotus
19. Internet personality Joanna the Scammer:
Send her to a white lotus
20. The international media conglomerate–owning family of HBO Max's Succession:
send them to the white lotus
21. Legendary party girl Lexi Featherston from Sex and the City:
send her to a white lotus
22. The tanned cast of Jersey Shore:
send them to the white lotus
23. Tom, Dickie, and Marge from The Talented Mr. Ripley, who all galavant over Italy on Dickie's father's dime:
Send them to the #WhiteLotus for a week.
24. Aidy Bryant and Bowen Yang's snooty fashion critic characters on SNL's Weekend Update:
send them to the white lotus
25. Shep, Austen, and Craig from Southern Charm, who can apparently prioritize drinking all day over finding a job:
Send them to the White Lotus
26. Allison DuBois, a psychic who appeared on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills during "the dinner party from hell":
Send her to a White Lotus
27. The multi-hyphenate servers-models-actors of Vanderpump Rules:
send them to the white lotus...
28. And finally, Andy and Nate from The Devil Wears Prada, who both enjoyed the high life but not how you get there:
send THEM to a white lotus