Another episode of The White Lotus blessed our screens last night, and baby, it did not disappoint!
Here's what The People™ are saying:
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And just because we're all obsessed with the show, doesn't mean we have everyone's names memorized.
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The amount of male nudity in this program has not gone unnoticed (or unappreciated!).
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Lucia and Mia remain many people's fave part of the show.
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But Daphne continues to live in her own little world, and frankly, I'm jealous.
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The Di Grasso's story seemed to reach a thesis statement.
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And Portia's fashións continue to be one of the most talked about parts of our little hotel show.
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But her storyline with the "nephew" has started to overshadow even her most wild looks.
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Including the drunken confession she got out of Jack last night.
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Hotel manager Valentina was GOING THROUGH IT this week.
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But at least she got to have a little fun in the end!
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But Jennifer Coolidge's journey was both shocking and...aspirational? LOL.
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But as "the gay's" true intentions start to become clearer, fans are starting to get worried!
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But this reveal really was the GAG! (Shoutout to all the people who were right about this theory.)
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Thank you for your service, White Lotus. May you never change.
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