Posted on Dec 5, 2022

21 Pictures Of Signs That 1000000% Have A Funny Story Behind Them

If a picture is worth a thousand words, these signs are worth like... probably at least six thousand.

BuzzFeed Staff

The sign: We are short staffed today. Please be patient. If you run out of patience, ask for an application.

Sign says Mariah Carey's All I Want For Christmas can only be played once a night after Dec. 1

Sign on old truck says, Go around, it's 43 years old and shaped like a brick. PS, horn broken, watch for finger

Sign says, If you stole a watermelon from the building to contact poison control because it was injected with the urine of rats on steroids

Sign says, No stopping, not even for 1 minute

One sign says, Warning: Low fly

Sign has a gorilla photo and says, Zeb throws objects. Please beware his aim is accurate

Dairy Queen sign says, Abby you need to show up for work

Sign says, Please yell 'NOT A SQUIRREL' when opening book drop so we know you are a human and not a squirrel trying to steal Keith's lunch

A sign says, Who took my x-acto knife? The second sign with letters carved using an x-acto knife says, It was me

Sign on scary old-looking chair says, Definitely not haunted

Sign says, Any conversation that you have in this corner echoes strongly into Room 2037. Please know that your conversation is not private.

Sign says, Please note, cat milk does not come from cats

A cat arm reaches into the fridge. Sign says, Check for cat arm before closing.

Sign says, These are cafe syrups not hand sanitizer

Sign says, Do not click buttons with genitalia. Cameras are watching

Sign says, Please stop licking this door

Sign says, Once the food is given to you, if a seagull takes it, no refunds. The seagulls don't work for us. Sorry for the inconvenience

Sign says, Dogs are welcome in this hotel. We never had a dog that smoked in bed and set fire to the blankets... We never had a dog that got drunk and broke up the furniture. If your dog can vouch for you, you're welcome too

Sign says, If you use our cornettos for a Madonna impression you must then purchase them

Sign says, Toilet paper only, with a slash across a picture of a man throwing out an apple, sock, a fish, and underwear into the toilet

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