If you just had yourself an absolutely terrible week where nothing seemed to go your way, just remember...
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The person who learned one of life's most important lessons the hard way:
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The person whose dress choice will have everyone absolutely buzzing with excitement:
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The person who paid buco dolores to always be reminded of their bad haircut:
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The poor, poor soul who has but one single bean to their name:
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The person who got the Michael Scott special at their hotel:
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The person whose corn dogs are more burned than that which resides in Hades itself, folks:
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The person who will be forever trapped on their roof:
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This poor, gastrointestinally distressed soul:
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The person whose big moment was a pyrrhic victory akin to that of the dang Battle of Asculum:
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The person who just turned their kitchen into this December's hottest foam party:
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The person who learned how to create a whole buncha goop in a short time:
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The person whose cake would've been a smash hit two years ago:
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The person who committed the cardinal sin of quilt knitting:
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The person who just so happened to buy the world's strongest melon:
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The person whose battery will never, ever be charged:
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The person who got hot seats in the American Express Jail Lounge:
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The person whose oven gave its dying breath for one last dinner:
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The person who got the deal of a lifetime:
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The person who created an entirely new ecosystem in their fridge in a week:
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The person whose scale scaled no more:
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The person whose bottom I am currently saying a prayer for:
