Ranking John Cena's Films From Unforgettable To Regrettable

Cast: John Cena, Saraya-Jade Bevis, Diedrich Bader, and Jon Heder
Director: Henry Yu
Runtime: 84 Minutes
Rating: PG
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A co-production between Sony Pictures Animation, WWE Studios, and Rainmaker Entertainment, this direct-to-video sequel to the moderately successful animated film about surfing penguins from a decade prior brings back only Napoleon Dynamite star Jon Heder and Office Space actor Diedrich Bader from its star-studded cast, instead enlisting in a cavalcade of WWE superstars to fill out the cast. Bringing in Mark Calaway (aka The Undertaker), Paul Levesque (aka Triple H), Vince McMahon, current AEW star Saraya-Jade Bevis and, yes, John Cena to play penguin facsimiles of their sports entertainment counterparts, Surf’s Up 2 is more lame and toothless than the light-hearted original film, and even steadfast wrestling fanatics won’t be giving this one a second watch.

Cast: David Arquette, Oliver Platt, Scott Caan, and Rose McGowan
Director: Brian Robbins
Runtime: 107 Minutes
Rating: PG-13
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This selection appears on this list as a borderline technicality, as Cena is not credited in the film, does not have a speaking line, and barely even appears on camera. Yet the former multi-time WWE champion, prior to his WWE run, unmistakably appears as an extra in a gym sequence in Ready to Rumble, a cinematic piece of WCW advertising released less than a year before the company was sold wholesale to WWE. While the film is entertaining to a degree and holds a special part in the eventual recent comeback story of David Arquette in the world of professional wrestling, there’s no denying the gross-out humor and hyperactive energy of Ready to Rumble wore critics and audiences thin.

Cast: Patricia Clarkson, John Cena, Devon Graye and Danny Glover
Director: Mel Damski
Runtime: 107 Minutes
Rating: PG-13
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WWE Studios’ frustratingly formulaic attempt at creating an inspirational sports drama, Legendary isn’t necessarily a bad movie, but its desperation to pull on your heartstrings while hitting every predictable beat the genre has to offer makes sitting through it a Herculean task. That said, Legendary is actually fairly competent at times when it isn’t trying to lay on the heavy schmaltz and is elevated by a number of solid performances, particularly those of Patricia Clarkson, Devon Graye, and John Cena, who offers perhaps his first substantial dramatic performance in a wide theatrical release as the estranged brother and reluctant wrestling coach of the main character.

Cast: Karen Gillan, Fred Armisen, Maria Bakalova, and Keegan-Michael Key
Director: Judd Apatow
Runtime: 126 Minutes
Rating: R
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An embarrassing comedic failure for almost all involved, Judd Apatow’s overstuffed riff on COVID-19-era filmmaking rarely elicits a laugh over the course of its bloated runtime, most of which feels like well-tread territory and, at its worst, seems incapable of properly servicing its largely-talented cast. Despite dropping the ball as a satire in every department where Tropic Thunder previously soared, John Cena’s cameo as the incompetent and reckless stunt coordinator for “Cliff Beasts 6” mines some of the rare hard laughs in the film, so much so that it’s a shame that the role (and the corresponding gags) are so fleeting.

Cast: Robert Downey Jr., Michael Sheen, Antonio Banderas, and Jessie Buckley
Director: Stephen Gaghan
Runtime: 100 Minutes
Rating: PG
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Was there anyone who really asked for a reboot of the Doctor Dolittle properties in 2020, let alone one that returns to the 19th century and follows a seafaring Dolittle searching for a mythical island? Apparently not, as this box office disaster has been wilfully left in the past by both distributor (Universal) and star, Robert Downey Jr. But for all of Dolittle’s faults, and there are many if you ask critics, John Cena’s casting as the voice of a laid-back polar bear is one spark of genius that has the best chance of leaving a smile on your face.

Cast: John Cena, Ethan Embry, Boyd Holbrook, and Amy Smart
Director: Michael Pavone
Runtime: 96 Minutes
Rating: PG-13
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Though the concept of this 2011 limited-release action comedy feels almost too similar to the premise of a bad television pilot, The Reunion never feels like it really can escape its low budget or unoriginal plot devices, but when the film embraces its own inner absurdity, there’s fun to be had if you’re willing to turn your brain off and go for the ride. Of course, this is only possible thanks to The Reunion’s inspired casting, as you can practically witness in real-time as Ethan Embry, Boyd Holbrook, and Amy Smart coax out John Cena’s charming side on camera

Cast: Will Ferrell, Mark Wahlberg, John Lithgow, and Mel Gibson
Director: Sean Anders
Runtime: 98 Minutes
Rating: PG-13
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Reprising his cameo from the prior Daddy’s Home film, John Cena has more to do in Daddy’s Home 2 but rarely gets a chance to shine, given his role as the overtly-serious musclehead stepdad who makes Mark Wahlberg look weak in comparison. As for the film itself, the Daddy’s Home films often are just good excuses to give its ensemble cast an impressive payday with try-hard, lowest-common-denominator laugh bait that never really works, but Daddy’s Home 2 is ranked lower by the mere presence of Mel Gibson, whose cranky desperation to repair his public image by playing Wahlberg’s dad sweats through every frame of the flick.

Cast: John Cena, Kelly Carlson, Robert Patrick, and Anthony Ray Parker
Director: John Bonito
Runtime: 91 Minutes
Rating: PG-13
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There’s something certainly disappointing that The Marine doesn’t embrace just how much dumb fun it could be, and there are glimpses of explosive, over-the-top action madness that hint at what could have been from John Cena’s starring role debut. And for what it’s worth, The Marine isn’t a grievously bad movie. While Cena is a little stiff in his first stint as an action movie lead, the movie is absolutely elevated by Robert Patrick, who is having a ball as the scenery-chewing villain. The Marine’s pairing of Patrick with Cena is also somewhat fortuitous, as the pair would eventually reunite for Peacemaker more than 15 years after the film hit theaters.

Cast: John Cena, Judy Greer, Keegan-Michael Key, and John Leguizamo
Director: Andy Fickman
Runtime: 96 Minutes
Rating: PG
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If you’re a kid who loves John Cena or a parent looking for family viewing options that won’t grind your brain into chalk, Playing with Fire will likely work for you, as this family comedy about wildland firefighters who must care for three troublesome children is silly enough to not offend anyone. Subscribing to every trick in the “generic family film” book, Playing with Fire isn’t really going to impress anyone seeking something more substantial from their moviegoing, with the bright spot being the sense of energy that everyone in the film tends to match. The film doesn’t really do much for Cena outside of adding another starring role to his respective credits, but the film was a modest hit at the box office and helped further establish the pro wrestler as a box office winner.

Cast: John Cena, Ashley Scott, Aidan Gillen, and Steve Harris
Director: Renny Harlin
Runtime: 108 Minutes
Rating: PG-13
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In his second starring role as a big-screen action hero, it’s immediately apparent that John Cena is more comfortable as an actor, as his emotional range is far more visible and his dialogue comes across more naturally than in The Marine. Luckily, his sophomore action vehicle is also directed by a far more capable filmmaker, Renny Harlin, with a pedigree that includes such major movies as Cliffhanger, Deep Blue Sea, and Die Hard 2, which helps improve the set pieces beyond most of its contemporaries, given the late-’00s were not the greatest time for action cinema. That said, outside of another superb villain performance from Aidan Gillen, 12 Rounds is largely forgettable, with a predictable plot that feels lifted from a myriad of better action pictures.

Cast: John Cena, Meredith Hagner, Lil Rel Howery, and Yvonne Orji
Director: Clay Tarver
Runtime: 103 Minutes
Rating: R
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Another gross-out comedy on John Cena’s resume, and arguably the first to truly show diminishing returns, Vacation Friends was a long-in-development feature comedy that could never quite come together over the years before eventually landing on the pairing of John Cena and Meredith Hagner with Lil Rel Howery and Yvonne Orji. Don’t get me wrong: Vacation Friends isn’t bad, and surely delivers a fair amount of laughs throughout, especially in a sequence in which Cena and Howery’s characters try hallucinogenic drugs, but the film just feels too familiar. One would hope they’ll be able to capitalize on the cast’s chemistry in the impending sequel.

Cast: Hailee Steinfeld, John Cena, Jorge Lendeborg Jr., and John Ortiz
Director: Travis Knight
Runtime: 114 Minutes
Rating: PG-13
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The most recent entry in the Transformers franchise, I don't know if anyone quite expected this spin-off, featuring the fan-favorite character Bumblebee, to have somehow become the most human film of the whole series. Anchored by a really exceptional Hailee Steinfeld, who has proven her ability to bring life and believable suspension-of-disbelief in spectacle-driven studio fare as of late, Bumblebee also benefits from John Cena's dedication to "heeling it up" as the film's Autobot-hunting primary antagonist, even if it's not exactly Shakespeare that either actor is really working with. At the end of the day, Bumblebee's biggest success, outside of just being more entertaining than expected, is exhibiting that there is more life to be found in a franchise many had already disregarded as past its prime.

Cast: Leslie Mann, Ike Barinholtz, John Cena, and Kathryn Newton
Director: Kay Cannon
Runtime: 102 Minutes
Rating: R
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Blockers may not have had the pedigree of Trainwreck or Sisters, but this risqué comedy about concerned parents going to absurd lengths to prevent their children from engaging in sexual depravity on prom night is far funnier than one could have expected. With outstanding and even affecting performances from the adult leads, especially a more-than-game John Cena who gleefully dives headfirst into the film’s grossest gags, Blockers works as well as it does by treating its younger characters with respect and dignity, which allows performers such as Kathryn Newton, Gideon Adlon, and Geraldine Viswanathan to show what they can do in roles that were previously one-dimensional in similar sex comedies from yesteryear.

Cast: Florence Pugh, Lena Headey, Nick Frost, and Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson
Director: Stephen Merchant
Runtime: 107 Minutes
Rating: PG-13
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Though Cena’s appearance in the film as his wrestling alter-ego is very limited, Fighting with My Family is ranked as high as it is because it’s simply a great movie. Following the real-life story of Saraya Bevis, (better known to wrestling fans as “Paige” during her WWE stint) who was raised by a family of independent wrestlers before getting her big break, the film is a legitimately inspiring tale that is further bolstered by a number of great performances (including Florence Pugh as Bevis herself) and the comedic sensibilities of director Stephen Merchant, which helps inject the film with both emotional realism and guffaw-inducing humor.

Cast: John Cena, Kate McKinnon, Gina Rodriguez, and Daveed Diggs
Director: Carlos Saldanha
Runtime: 108 Minutes
Rating: PG
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A loose remake of the 1938 Disney animated short based on The Story of Ferdinand, Ferdinand is a computer-animated comedy about a pacifist bull, voiced by John Cena, who is forced to take on the world’s greatest bullfighter, challenging his beliefs in the process. A star-studded affair that also includes Kate McKinnon, Bobby Cannavale, Anthony Anderson, David Tennant, Gina Rodriguez, and Daveed Diggs, the penultimate production of Blue Sky Studios is actually a pretty solid family comedy and Cena really brings a lot of energy and sweetness to the character, even if the film is paint-by-numbers in terms of animated family fare.

Cast: Amy Schumer, Bill Hader, Brie Larson, and LeBron James
Director: Judd Apatow
Runtime: 125 Minutes
Rating: R
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One could argue that John Cena’s breakout moment on the big screen for mainstream audiences hit with his hysterically outrageous performance as Amy Schumer’s meatheaded ex-boyfriend in Trainwreck since the pro wrestler was able to command big laughs alongside Schumer in her first big screen starring role. But even beyond Cena’s committed and hilarious supporting role, Trainwreck is a fantastic time. It establishes both Amy Schumer and Bill Hader as dependable movie stars and brings about way more laughs than the majority of Judd Apatow’s recent overproduced misfires or as well as the mainstream romantic comedies that have churned out in the past few years.

Cast: Vin Diesel, Michelle Rodriguez, John Cena, and Sung Kang
Director: Justin Lin
Runtime: 145 Minutes
Rating: PG-13
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Delayed by the COVID-19 pandemic, the ninth chapter of the Fast & Furious saga had nary a surprise left in its tank by the time it rolled into theaters, having had the casting of John Cena as Dom Toretto’s brother and the return of Han to the franchise both out in the open during its marketing campaign. Ultimately, F9 was a win for the franchise, with fans embracing both Sung Kang’s return as well as Cena’s arrival, with the latter providing a stoic and badass performance as he confidently stood toe-to-toe with some of Hollywood’s biggest stars, including Vin Diesel and Charlize Theron.

Cast: Aaron Taylor-Johnson, John Cena, and Laith Nakli
Director: Doug Liman
Runtime: 88 Minutes
Rating: R
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An underrated and intense thriller from the director of Edge of Tomorrow and The Bourne Identity, The Wall stars Aaron Taylor-Johnson and John Cena as a pair of American soldiers who are pinned down by an unseen, borderline mythical sniper near the end of the Iraq war. A mental cat-and-mouse war drama produced by Amazon Studios, The Wall works on the merits of its vulnerable performances, in which Taylor-Johnson, Cena, and costar Laith Nakli deliver in a big way while filmmaker Doug Liman goes back to basics to establish an uneasy tone to keep the audience on the edge of their seats.

Cast: Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, Maya Rudolph, and Ike Barinholtz
Director: Jason Moore
Runtime: 118 Minutes
Rating: R
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There’s no denying the comedic power that emerges when both Tina Fey and Amy Poehler collaborate on a project, whether it be hosting duties for an award show, “Weekend Update” duties on Saturday Night Live, or their cinematic team-ups. Produced seven years after their PG-13 big-screen effort, Sisters allowed the pair to dip into more adult and provocative humor while dishing out pathos and giving their wonderful supporting cast their time to shine. Perhaps stealing the film outright is John Cena as a sexually intimidating drug dealer covered in bizarre tattoos, whose extensive and crude riff sessions with Tina Fey bring out the hardest laughs of the movie, bar none.

Cast: Idris Elba, Margot Robbie, John Cena, and Viola Davis
Director: James Gunn
Runtime: 132 Minutes
Rating: R
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The undeniable best film in John Cena’s oeuvre, The Suicide Squad is not only the rare sequel that outdoes the original at every turn but delivers in its own right from start to finish. Bringing back select characters from the first Suicide Squad, including Margot Robbie’s Harley Quinn, the show is really stolen by the new antiheroes, including David Dastmalchian’s Polka-Dot Man and John Cena’s particularly despicable (and hysterical) Peacemaker. In fact, Cena’s scene-stealing turn in The Suicide Squad appears to possibly become his legacy as an actor, especially given the positive reaction to his character’s spin-off HBO Max series, Peacemaker.