If you had a moment last month where you felt down and out and like the whole world conspired against you, just remember...
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The person who learned one of life's most important lessons:
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The person whose grilled cheese is literally about to explode:
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The person whose sheets just got a sick new design:
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The person who will now be pioneering the "5,000-second rule":
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The person whose cologne bottle exploded in a way heretofore unseen by human eyes:
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The person who Hulked their dang door straight off:
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The person whose makeup bag absolutely exploded:
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The person who paid handsomely for the world's tiniest burrito:
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The person who gets the honor of playing a little "tickle, tickle" later in the flight:
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The person who will forever regret accelerating in that specific moment:
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The person whose chocolate chip cookies might be a tad overdone:
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The person who had quite literally the unthinkable happen to them and their poor toothbrush:
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The person who got themselves a nice sear:
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The person about to have a very white kitchen:
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The person whose landlord was kind enough to practice their amateur taxidermy on a kitchen counter:
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The person whose oven spontaneously combusted at the worst possible moment:
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The person who, like King Arthur himself, must now pull the sacred tuna from the sink:
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The person who was lucky enough to get a little extra protein in their bag of peas:
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The person who miiight have wanted to measure those stairs one last time before putting them in:
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The person whose Good Samaritan power lines saved the day:
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The person who found a little furry friend in their grapes:
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The person whose dog absolutely decimated their passport right before a trip:
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The inventor of a brand new bird poop latte:
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The person rockin' the sick new Rachael Ray tat:
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The person who got the Tiny Tim special at the restaurant:
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The person who, much like J. Paul Getty, will never, ever leave oil alone again:
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The person whose chocolate egg became a pile of chocolate goop:
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The person who got a liiiiittle took excited when opening their gift envelope:
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The person whose book made SURE there wouldn't be any spoilers for them:
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The person who is eatin' good tonight:
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The person who apparently had a small-scale oil spill happen in their kitchen, the likes of which J. Paul Getty would certainly be interested in:
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The person who's eatin' good on their cross-continental flight:
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The person who is currently in the splash zone for 1.5 pounds of pure, unadulterated BBQ goodness:
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The person whose "DO NOT BEND" envelope got bent...oh, it got bent:
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The person whose luggage ended up arriving like it had SEEN some things:
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The person who tried to be the "full-size candy bar house" and ended up with nothing but disappointment:
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The person who accidentally cooked their cheesecake on the surface of the sun:
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The person whose hard-earned money went to some crisp, cool air:
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The person whose steak was cooked to unfathomable levels of doneness:
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The person who broke their car in ways previously thought impossible:
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The person whose cookies are lookin' absolutely, positively scrumptious:
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The person whose neighbor pulled this wildly perplexing yet frustrating move:
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This person who is about to have a very cronchy lunch:
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The person with a computer that is now part soup:
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The person who got off the bus and stepped straight into Hades itself:
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The person whose dang teeth were fallin' out in the early hours of Thanksgiving dinner:
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The person whose cats seriously have it out for delicious pie:
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The person whose thumb tattoo seems to be drawn on with street chalk:
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The person whose dream of becoming an MLB middle reliever died that day:
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The person who learned the hard way that you should never wash a pillow in the washing machine like this:
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The other person who learned one of life's most important lessons the hard way:
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The person whose turkey miiiiiiight just be a little overcooked:
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The person who surely has the goopiest kayak around:
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The person who will forever be sitting in a lake of Diet Dr. Pepper:
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The person who added a brand-new ingredient to their makeup:
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The person who is about to play the worst game of bobbing for apples that has ever been played:
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The person who experienced one of the worst laundry disasters one can experience:
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The person who loves their child very much, I'm sure:
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And the person faced with Schrödinger's Shrek plate: