"I'm a nice guy who helps old people across the street. I'm also married and looking for discreet shenanigans."
Hold that thought, I'm just gonna call HR real quick.
A mistake is a mistake.
Nothing quite like spiders, clowns, and strange cloud formations to keep you warm at night.
These roasts are going to keep us warm all winter.
Former Classmates Discovered What The Prettiest Girl They Went To School With Is Like Today, And It's Wild
"A girl from my class left school early to be on a CW show."
My Tiny Little Peanut Brain Is Completely Blown After Seeing These 20 Incredibly Interesting Pictures For The Very First Time Last Week
I can't get over how fascinating these all are.
Not like you were planning on it, but never go up against an elephant seal, which I recently found out can be so big that they wreck cars.
18 "Incidents" Where Teachers Immediately Got Fired, And They Range From Necessary To WILDLY Undeserved
"My principal got fired for hypnotizing the school's football team before games so they'd play better."
People On TikTok Are Saying That Eating Oranges In The Shower Is A "Life-Changing" Experience, So I Did It
Regaining my zest for life after trying this. 🍊
People Are Sharing Things They Grew Up Believing From Their Parents That Ended Up Being Totally Wrong
"[They said] that it was illegal to drive with the reading lights on in the car."
Man Shuts off Phone During Weekend Getaway With Best Friend After His Wife Calls and Texts Him With Non-emergency Things
Every year, for the past ten years, two best friends have gone away to spend a "phone-free" weekend together. However, since one of the friends had gotten married, his wife insisted that her husband bring his phone with him. But after repeated non-emergency calls and texts, he shut off his phone for the remainder of the getaway. Recently, he reached out to the public on Reddit to explain what happened.
Note to self: Always double-check your toothbrush.
"Were you thinking of paying me?" "Lol nope."
23 Of The Messiest And Most Toxic Things In-Laws Tried To Pull At Weddings — Like, Some Of Them Ruined The Entire Thing
"My sister-in-law agreed to be my maid of honor, and it was terrible. She tried to talk me out of marrying her brother by making up stories that he was cheating. Turns out, she was besties with his ex and wanted them to get back together."
People Are Sharing The Things They Don't Buy Anymore Because They Have Gotten Too Expensive, And There Were A Few Items On This List I Didn't Realize Had Gone Up In Price
Whether it's your grocery store bill or the price of a cup of cold brew, you probably have noticed that everything is more expensive than it was a year or two ago. But for some people the increased prices have made some things not worth the price.
Treating people with kindness goes a long way, folks.
Yeah...I don't think they're getting paid enough for this. 😬
People Are Sharing The Worst Part Of Being A Parent, And If You're A Parent You Just Might Agree With Some Of These
"When they cry it feels like someone is stabbing you through the heart. And then they pull out the 'You broke my heart' because you wouldn't let them do something dangerous. It's awful."