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Literally Just 64 Tweets From This Month That I Cannot Stop Thinking About

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BuzzFeed
 2022-12-01

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Somehow, another year has flown right by and we only have a month left in 2022. But instead of thinking about it and sending yourself into a spiral about how time isn't real, distract yourself with these really funny tweets from this month:

And follow the accounts that made you laugh so your Twitter timeline will be even better!

1.

when my sister drives I am NOT passenger princess, I am a survivor

@darlaa_13 04:55 PM - 29 Nov 2022

2.

@whotfisjovana 06:22 AM - 28 Nov 2022

3.

just got asked if poly people break up by voting them out like among us

@sinclairful 02:57 AM - 26 Nov 2022

4.

no matter how small you try to make that “unsubscribe” at the bottom of an email, I WILL FIND IT

@em_Lazzy 12:30 PM - 25 Nov 2022

5.

i didn’t care for ed edd n eddy… even at a tender age i had the capacity to recognise beauty and glamour. i could see something decidedly unchic was afoot

@fuglibetty 10:47 AM - 24 Nov 2022

6.

Me omw to the bathroom after my bladder bursts sitting through 25 minutes of trailers, the Dolby Cinema intro, Nicole Kidman, the new DreamWorks animated intro, and then a full movie

@michaelcollado 07:53 PM - 25 Nov 2022

7.

She told me to post her

@TLOnailuj 06:01 AM - 25 Nov 2022

8.

yesterday she ripped the diaper off and pissed on the floor. today she’s throwing things over the balcony. the christening didn’t work.

@Marlon23rd 08:45 PM - 18 Nov 2022

9.

me patiently waiting for him to make the first move because as nasty as i am i'm still shy

@invis4yo 02:40 AM - 28 Nov 2022

10.

Them sex flashbacks be coming at you like them visions from Thats so Raven 😭

@WhoTFissim 02:19 AM - 26 Nov 2022

11.

thanksgiving be trash now cause grandmas be 35😭😭😭😭😭 ain’t enough pain in that mac&cheese

@realmainfeeling 01:44 PM - 24 Nov 2022

12.

EVERYTHING KEEPS COSTING MONEY

@invis4yo 03:31 PM - 21 Nov 2022

13.

dating in New York b like you gotta just find that one good person and beg them to please stop

@nogenderjust 11:46 PM - 20 Nov 2022

14.

I asked my mom did she care that I was gay and she said why would I give af it ain’t my ass I was to stunned to speak

@BDTRELILBROTHER 05:55 AM - 20 Nov 2022

15.

went to go get another roll and my uncle said “damn we want some too”

@antoniosbackup 10:11 PM - 24 Nov 2022

16.

Hey man thanks for inviting me over to your Friendsgiving do you think you could ask the friends of yours that I don’t know to leave so I can feel more comfortable

@pjayevans 12:10 AM - 23 Nov 2022

17.

"why y'all clapping at 3AM?"

@ivyluvx 12:38 AM - 24 Nov 2022

18.

@wildfacebook 07:34 PM - 21 Nov 2022

19.

come over, we’re getting violently high and seeing dad as a real person

@damienkronfeld 12:05 AM - 23 Nov 2022

20.

when he gets a little too carried away and forgets you need to breathe

@faiththegemini 06:08 PM - 24 Nov 2022

21.

“Your order has shipped””we’ve shipped it!””Your order is on its way!”

@TheMainJorgeM 04:36 PM - 26 Nov 2022

22.

my bf’s friend group (26 year olds) got drunk and retook the SATs

@sonofalli 10:20 PM - 26 Nov 2022

23.

I guess somewhere around the age of 12 it became my turn to go on the computer, and it still is. my turn just didn't end. more than a decade later I'm still here, on the computer

@hastifliche 03:28 PM - 26 Nov 2022

24.

“can you send us a writing sample?” no but i can send you multiple screenshots of me killing it in the group chat

@lilsmichelle 09:54 PM - 28 Nov 2022

25.

One minute you’re a 22 year old teenager next thing u know you’re a 25 year old senior citizen

@itsqail 07:32 PM - 29 Nov 2022

26.

@ohfold 01:55 AM - 16 Nov 2022

27.

damn shawty that seems indicative of a much larger issue

@rundizzy 12:29 AM - 22 Nov 2022

28.

1000 Twitter employees with three months severance. Pray for Mexico City.

@CharlieSosnick 04:19 AM - 18 Nov 2022

29.

I saw the best minds of my generation ruined by 3 month situationships

@taamriddlz 08:55 PM - 28 Nov 2022

30.

My favorite thing to cook for a man is a knuckle sandwich!

@haironalic 01:58 AM - 21 Nov 2022

31.

“Grey’s Anatomy” but it’s told entirely through the lens of the hospital’s HR department.

@RohitaKadambi 06:49 PM - 21 Nov 2022

32.

me doing one hour of selfcare after doing 23hours of self-destruction

@bIondecity 12:56 PM - 22 Nov 2022

33.

🥺

@dirtyydian 12:32 AM - 21 Nov 2022

34.

me defending my spotify wrapped

@rorygilmorelvr 12:36 AM - 22 Nov 2022

35.

it was the tail end of the bush era, the house market was crumbling, the stock market was crashing, people were being laid off left and right…and she rose from the ashes with nothing but a party city costume wig and a dance beat https://t.co/2TIYQkjEcg

@animmaimota 05:28 PM - 22 Nov 2022

36.

When you high as fcuk & remember that you saved food for this exact moment

@badbbyaera 01:11 AM - 09 Nov 2022

37.

At my grandma’s house and just accidentally let out a “yall stop running in and out” omg it’s over 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

@b1gotfans 08:11 PM - 24 Nov 2022

38.

@contactabrother 03:10 AM - 07 Nov 2022

39.

when someone has a long instagram story i like to skip thru them really fast to understand how their life would look if it flashed before their eyes

@hotpriestt 04:31 AM - 01 Nov 2022

40.

Me, whispering to Starbucks employee: Someone took a large…sorry…a venti poop on the floor.

@benedictsred 08:38 PM - 02 Nov 2022

41.

saying go piss girl when someone needs to pee is just as respectful and important as saying bless u when someone sneezes and i stand by that.

@xejbxyd 08:33 PM - 13 Nov 2022

42.

Lady behind me at The Thing screening last night to her partner "why are they shooting at the dog?" and her partner says very firmly "have you never seen a film before? You watch it and information is revealed"

@CursedGloryHole 08:49 AM - 01 Nov 2022

43.

Forgot to ask for oat milk in my coffee

@yugihole 06:57 PM - 12 Nov 2022

44.

the new twitter blue verification checks

@AngeldelaMito 01:04 AM - 10 Nov 2022

45.

me rolling up before thanksgiving dinner😂

@invis4yo 11:30 PM - 08 Nov 2022

46.

me freaking out and hiding when the maintenance guys knock on my apartment door even though I was the one who asked them to come fix something

@clur19 07:51 PM - 01 Nov 2022

47.

me at the gym asking if anyone is using the 5 lb dumbbell

@ivyluvx 03:30 PM - 12 Nov 2022

48.

Jennifer Coolidge as Hilary Duff in The Lizzie McGuire movie

@heyjaeee 01:38 AM - 08 Nov 2022

49.

It’s November, y’all know what that means

@StupidSlavSlut 07:19 PM - 01 Nov 2022

50.

Don’t expect a “bless you” after the 3rd sneeze, lets get it together.

@elibxoo 04:56 AM - 04 Nov 2022

51.

i love calling my parents on a sunday morning because when i call my mom it is like mom…i ate a yogurt parfait and toast with butter and she says erica that is so great but when i call my dad it is always like: “erica …it is time for you to start a business.”

@sourhoestarter 02:40 PM - 13 Nov 2022

52.

I just know the calcium from all that activia yogurt transformed her skull into titanium steel

@HarryPhillips15 07:04 PM - 02 Nov 2022

53.

@mazzypopstar 03:05 AM - 15 Nov 2022

54.

I would never “plan for the future”. A Bible level miracle is going to happen to me

@s4m31p4n 06:18 PM - 14 Nov 2022

55.

me leaving for work at 8:15, hoping to get there by 8:00

@ivyluvx 05:52 PM - 08 Nov 2022

56.

Me: Im so good at flirting.Me on a date:

@Jani__Gee 03:25 PM - 10 Nov 2022

57.

Me randomly deciding to leave the club without telling anyone

@sharon_weave 01:22 AM - 06 Nov 2022

58.

If you have a wrist band you can leave and come back. https://t.co/6xoWBhYVXC

@SerGonzales10 02:53 AM - 12 Nov 2022

59.

born to “idk ❤️” forced to “I’ll investigate and circle back”

@neruda_bro 02:25 PM - 11 Nov 2022

60.

me whenever my friends start vaping in front of me

@suricidal 11:35 PM - 06 Nov 2022

61.

I love a “c*m for me” ass partner. Like imma do that anyway but you want me to dedicate this next one to you? I feel like Usher. This is for you! You! My number one 😌

@GoddessGlock 10:15 PM - 11 Nov 2022

62.

him: “you must be goofy if you think we are fucking 😑”meee:

@bxsel 12:34 AM - 08 Nov 2022

63.

The NYU student who took over my lease has owed me $100 for weeks, and when I asked him to pay me, he said he felt bullied and then sent me a Psychology Today article about gaslighting.

@GayLaVie 09:31 PM - 12 Nov 2022

64.

You either date Pete Davidson or have a baby with Nick Cannon. Those are the only two life paths for women

@teresaeliz 07:55 PM - 14 Nov 2022

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