Elon Musk is back at it again!
This time, he shared a picture of his *interesting* bedside table:
My bedside table
Which, like, what?
Let me break it down for you...
There's a wooden box with a painting of George Washington crossing the Delaware River. There's also a replica musket.
Then there's another fake gun, which is apparently a toy.
Then we have four cans of caffeine-free Diet Coke.
That's a bottle of water in the forefront, and in the back is a group of books which Insider says includes George Washington's Rules of Civility and Decent Behaviour in Company and Conversation.
This is a Buddhist ritual object that the New York Post says is called a "Vajra Dorje."
And lastly, those are ring stains. Lots and lots of ring stains.
Even he knew it was messed up.
There is no excuse for my lack of coasters
The reaction was immediate.
Boy got four diet cokes and a foam gun 💀 https://t.co/bt3R24TC2L
People started sharing their own bedside tables.
My bedside table
And let me tell you, I'm intrigued!
My bedside table https://t.co/nEUfMLK882
There were guns and Bibles.
@elonmusk This is my bedside table.
There were bananas and Drew Barrymore magazines.
@elonmusk #Alpha My bedside table . ✨💖✨☕️😌🍌✨💖✨
A large melon.
my bedside table
And slightly terrifying knives.
my bedside table
You can tell a lot about a person from what's on their bedside table.
@elonmusk My bedside table. Sorry it’s not threatening anyone. Well, maybe the books being present could trigger some people…
Some are pretty tame...
my bedside table
...while others are a bit more busy.
My bedside table:
There were minimalists.
@elonmusk My bedside table....... ?????
While others were a bit more extra.
My bedside table - this is gonna trigger people.
"Are we doing 'my beside table looks better than the uber billionaire?'" this person asked.
@elonmusk Are we doing “my bedside table looks better than the über billionaire”? I’m doing it, ok? By the way, that’s my night tea mug. I haven’t cleaned it yet, but I actually have to do it myself, so I’m going to do it now. Otherwise it’s clean.
Lots of people have piles of books.
Umm, my bedside table....
A can of pineapple juice and a large hammer.
My bedside table
More guns.
@elonmusk My bedside table.
A Midnights vinyl, some whiskey, and another large firearm.
my bedside table
Just some lotion.
My bedside table
A bunch of Capri Suns.
My bedside table
A package of Oreos.
My bedside table.
And a very, very sick person.
My bedside table
So, yeah, I still want to know more about the caffeine-free Diet Coke...
...because honestly, what's the point in that?!
