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People Are Sharing Examples Of How Straight Men Flirt, And It's Hilariously Tragic And Spot-On

"Where's my hug?"

Recently, Twitter user @mahsyako asked people to "flirt like a straight man." People shared their answers, and let me just tell you, I'm not even close to being straight, but I know these are accurate AF.

Young women sitting around a table and looking at their phones and tablets

Here's some of what they said:

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@mahsyako "Ur hands are so small look how big mine are in comparison ahha"

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@mahsyako *sends your post to your dm* : 😍😍😍😍

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@mahsyako “aY sO yOu Do NuRsInG? yOu GoNnA tAkE cArE oF mE yEaH? 👀”

Twitter: @izza_owen

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replied to your story: when you cookin for me? 👀 https://t.co/gT8uDVZCGm

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reacted to your story: 😍 https://t.co/HmU0lvU4cO

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@mahsyako replies to your stories: 🔥🔥🔥

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@mahsyako Him: “did it hurt?” Me: *sigh* Him: “hey, did it hurt? Me: *pretends not to have heard* Him: “HEY EXCUSE ME DID IT HURT?” Me: “...hmm?” Him: “...WHEN YOU FELL FROM HEAVEN BECAUSE YOU MUST BE AN ANGEL” ....Why do they always look so proud of themselves when they say this one?

Twitter: @littlenavi_

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@mahsyako “ ur dangerous “ - a straight man in a relationship / possibly married w a std letting me know he is willing to risk the little that he has if I allow it

Twitter: @Kenia_Nass

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@mahsyako Haven’t seen you in a while 👀 miss you

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@mahsyako “You look so much better when you smile haha”

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@mahsyako *doing anything* "Without me? 😮" "Where's my invite? 😮" *eating food* "Where's mine? 😮" "You gonna share? 👀"

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@mahsyako @cameron_kasky no one: straight men flirting: - where’s my hug? 😜 - haha your hands are so much smaller than mine - I don’t usually do things like this but you’re not like other girls 😍 - you still with that dude? - *replies 🔥🔥🔥 to your IG stories* - so when you coming to my city? 😍

Twitter: @ellebeecher

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Twitter: @reh_beeXII

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@mahsyako Ion mean to disturb you, I just want to say you’re beautiful and ya mans is lucky!!

Twitter: @bxddie_kay

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@mahsyako I just saw this right under this tweet so this will do

Twitter: @bistinget

And lastly:

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Twitter: @jessicammadison

Ever received a message like these? Or something even cringier? Let me know in the comments below!