1. The person with the whitest Jeep in town:
2. The proud owner of a brand new unicycle:
3. The person who gave their window a dang super saiyan kai blast:
4. The person who had their The Sims-ass underwear exposed for all to see:
5. The person who, 'fraid to say, might be the world's worst grower of watermelons:
6. The person who's having their own personal Chicken Little moment inside their apartment:
7. The person who will never eat a Night Baguette again:
8. The person who apparently ordered their burger cooked well-gooped:
9. The person whose eggs will now have a very unique texture:
10. The person who almost fell into the Netherrealm in their rental:
11. The person who uncovered this simply ludicrous amount of lint:
12. The person who had the perfect soundtrack for this tragic moment:
13. The person whose record miiiiiight be a bit askew:
14. The person who lives and breathes with someone that drinks out of this:
15. The person who lived the British nightmare:
16. The person who I hope likes their eggs with a heaping mound of pepper on them:
17. The person who got a little extra protein with their delicious chips:
18. The person whose couch is basically like four planks thrown together:
19. And the person whose friend just casually broke a million year old piece of amber: