We rounded up the wittiest comebacks that Twitter and Reddit had to offer — scroll for some absolutely blistering burns. 1. This response that probably took that person’s ego down a notch: God damn I know that hurt from clevercomebacks 2. This difference in perspectives: Other people’s kids is a surprisingly great form of birth control from clevercomebacks 3. This award-winning line:
Is that why, after he left, it lasted for 4 more years and I won an Emmy for Best Actor in a Comedy? https://t.co/VTE6g2yjZp
@MrJonCryer 03:06 AM - 06 Sep 2020 4. This generational burn:
my daughter was wearing a flannel hoodie so I said “hey, the 90’s called” and she replied “yeah cause they couldn’t text” and godDAMMIT I’m getting really tired of my kids owning me
@GrantTanaka 03:14 AM - 29 Jan 2021 5. This response that's worth a million bucks: Separate payments from clevercomebacks 6. This detail-oriented mic drop: I love puns from clevercomebacks 7. This arithmetically accurate callout: Careful what you say from clevercomebacks 8. This animated response:
shrek grossed 484 million just so we’re clear https://t.co/GmuMK2Momz
@TheAccountOfSam 08:50 PM - 18 Jul 2018 9. This COVID-era comeback: Whose line crew still delivering. from clevercomebacks 10. These subtle slights: I don’t care if repost made me laugh from clevercomebacks 11. This reminder that we all have different standards: Well now you do from clevercomebacks 12. This smooth burn: I can't with these people from clevercomebacks 13. This textbook comeback: A conversation about Latin from clevercomebacks 14. This distinction in demises: Nice quick retort from clevercomebacks 15. This tweet that is all too relatable: Yeah just wanna know from clevercomebacks 16. This very appropriate reference: Does this belong here? from clevercomebacks 17. This math-forward myth buster: Change my mind, but without science from clevercomebacks 18. This linguistic lash-out:
A lady just came up to me and said “Speak English, we are in San Diego.” So I politely responded by asking her “how do I say ‘San Diego’ in English?” The look of bewilderment on her face made it feel like a Friday.
@ArtyCurry 05:31 PM - 26 May 2021 19. This mind-blowing discovery: Sorry if it’s a repost. It’s new to me from clevercomebacks 20. This thread that got real, real fast: That's a critical hit!! from clevercomebacks 21. This response that came full circle: Weird motives from clevercomebacks 22. This comeback that points out there is no Pokémon Go Outside: I choose YOU, Bunny!!!! from clevercomebacks 23. This mother of all burns:
My parents are replacing their coffee machine, which is 7 years old. Me: that’s not that old, I have sheets older than that.Mother: well perhaps your sheets aren’t getting as much action as our coffee machine.I’m going to need an ambulance.
@callapilla 08:34 AM - 14 Jul 2019 24. This historically epic exchange: Oof! British people be like... from clevercomebacks 25. This burn of biblical proportions: Totally true from clevercomebacks 26. This response that is just hilarious: Bold choice of posts! from clevercomebacks 27. This patriotic mix-up: a true Liberian patriot 🇱🇷 from facepalm 28. This colossal comeback: On dinosaurs from facepalm 29. This bear-ly endurable burn: Wait, are they not supposed to do that? from MurderedByWords 30. This simple *roast*: 31. This potentially market-changing remark:
Make smaller sizes https://t.co/doylinhwLt
@ennwhee 09:33 AM - 05 Mar 2018 32. This literal burn: 33. This exchange that antagonizes an animal: 34. This comment that brought the people together: 35. This deliciously clever response: 36. This decadent debate: 37. This (un)fortunate response: 38. This comeback, coming for your childhood: 39. This epic exchange: 40. This beautifully accented burn: 41. This thread that totally applies logic: 42. This relatable retort that is making you check your phone right now: 43. This response, in the name of defending animal mascots: 44. This crush-ing comeback: 45. This multilayered response: 46. This response that is just good math: 47. This comeback that is Sheer(an) genius: 48. This thread, with a scrumptious spellcheck: 49. This burn of many sizes: 50. This response by a user now taking personal requests: 51. This burn that keeps on burning: Oof. That burn needs some love. from clevercomebacks 52. This electrifying burn: Elon Musk has a son?? from clevercomebacks 53. This horrifyingly accurate comeback: “How THIS Millennial Paid off His Student Loans By Playing Children’s Games.” from clevercomebacks 54. This response that is just a good life lesson: If somebody is giving you a fake number… from clevercomebacks 55. This response, rich in good points: Just blame the poor!! from clevercomebacks 56. This burn that probably ruffled someone's feathers: Pretty good clapback from clevercomebacks 57. This comeback that speaks for a generation: Let’s try again from clevercomebacks 58. This unequivocal burn that points out systemic inequality: I mean, he's not wrong .. from clevercomebacks 59. This burn, baby, burn: He makes a good point from clevercomebacks 60. This burn filled with internet-era irony: Check yourself before you come for others from clevercomebacks 61. This *sick* burn:
my asian ass been eating leftover rice n dishes made by my mom, im doing just fine fam. dont bullshit https://t.co/9ZyaQxTr9C
@axzrule 06:16 AM - 31 Oct 2017 62. This comeback that shows the importance of those magic words: Who orders small coffee anyway? from clevercomebacks 63. This apocalyptically epic comeback: It was social distancing haha from clevercomebacks 64. This remark with a religious exemption: You’re not wrong… from clevercomebacks 65. This comeback that probably will cause him to wear masks again: I'd expect no less at Dollar General. from MurderedByWords 66. This god-awful burn: Some weirdo from my rural hometown on a post about abortion from quityourbullshit 67. This comeback that will make someone get their vision checked: i see a sad pig too from clevercomebacks 68. This burn that cites history as its witness: throwback from facepalm 69. This record-breaking response: Someone get the Guinness Book of World Records on the phone. from facepalm 70. This comeback by a consent hero: This comeback belongs in the hall of fame from MurderedByWords 71. This burn by a bookworm: It's a new concept from facepalm 72. This subtle burn to a competitor — we definitely don't know which one: Nando’s new sign after a Chick-fil-a opened next door. from clevercomebacks 73. This callout that should go *viral*: Flameproofing? But my house isn't on fire! from clevercomebacks 74. This response that puts pets first: "Markets unable to adapt to new generation of consumers" from clevercomebacks 75. This burn that doesn't require a calculator: Simple math to hard from clevercomebacks 76. This good Christian comeback: So, what did you do for Easter? from clevercomebacks 77. This response that got personal: Calling brave volunteers idiots, the nerve from clevercomebacks 78. This spirited comeback: New New testament from clevercomebacks 79. This eye-for-an-eye exchange: Only in Santa Clarita from clevercomebacks 80. This response for the win:
Bit rich coming from a club that hasn't delivered since 1992... https://t.co/v2R2fLhcNq
@pizzahutuk 03:01 PM - 17 Jan 2019 81. This very well-earned burn: I swear it was on from clevercomebacks 82. This response that rained on someone's parade: I didn't know that untill now from clevercomebacks 83. This response is just so simple, yet brilliant: He's got a point from clevercomebacks 84. This response that shouldn't need to be said:
@d__rob12 Just following the guidelines advised by the organization made up of individuals who have dedicated their entire lives to studying diseases and how to control and prevent them. I promise they know more than you.
@I_AM_WILDCAT 12:54 AM - 16 Mar 2020 85. This more-than-fair comeback: Accessible parking, but only during office hours. from clevercomebacks 86. This hilarious response: He took out 5 people with 1 word. from MurderedByWords 87. This Whitney quip: True perfection has been achieved from clevercomebacks 88. This response that was just electric: Kid has a bright and shocking future in front of him. from clevercomebacks 89. This burn that honestly kind of makes you hungry for Wendy's: looks like they got them there from clevercomebacks 90. This unchivalrous comeback: He's not wrong from clevercomebacks 91. This reaction that will make you want to brush up on some light reading: God vs Humanity from MurderedByWords 92. This bookish burn: The double oo education from clevercomebacks 93. This response that begs one to pardon her French: Finnally a manager making a comeback. from clevercomebacks 94. This honest comeback:
Walmart:can you pleasestop stealingfrom us?: Me: no 🥺 😎👉👈 💪🥋🤙 👖 /🍆\👞🧦 👟 👟
@chaselyons 09:38 PM - 25 Feb 2020 95. This very-much-needed reply: He did spell it wrong from clevercomebacks 96. This really rude retort: damn😂 from HolUp 97. This thread that puts everyone in their place: Honesty is the best policy from clevercomebacks 98. This burn that is extremely relatable: Tell her what she's won, Johnny! from MurderedByWords 99. This cringeworthy comeback:
@fakeleny It’s called food
@difficultdean 04:37 PM - 11 Sep 2020 100. This response with a strategy: In this together from clevercomebacks 101. This thread with artistic flair: 102. This unmasked gem of a response: On a thread about wearing masks from clevercomebacks 103. This burn that got appropriately personal: Ooof and well asked for. from clevercomebacks 104. This burn that includes a Bunsen burner: A Moron and a Microbiologist Comment on a COVID-19 Article... from clevercomebacks 105. This child-size comeback that packs a punch: Children are savages from MurderedByWords 106. This response that points to a historic problem:
@IndieWire Nothing more appropriate to honor the Jurassic Park legacy than opening before you should
@kfsrhn 01:33 AM - 16 Jun 2020 107. This comeback that makes you think: Or, she's a really shitty driver. from ReallyAmerican 108. This burn that deserves a chef's kiss: Dominance asserted from clevercomebacks 109. This delicious McComeback:
it was 1997 i was outside McDonald's on Queen St age 15, an old lady barked "speak English" at a pair of young Korean men and without missing a beat one of them goes "OOooo i want a nice cup of TEA look at ME I'm ENGLISH i want to eat PLAIN TOAST" i miss him every single day
@Ahhmandah 08:06 PM - 04 Jun 2019 110. This brutal burn: In a post about “man up” being an insult. from clevercomebacks 111. This comeback that proves mothers do know best:
Mom 2 seconds after giving me a task https://t.co/R4yrRkQgA4
@poisonaavi 01:46 PM - 10 Mar 2018 This article contains content from Dave Stopera, Mike Spohr, Cates Holderness, Tessa Fahey, Daniella Emanuel, and Andy Golder. It was compiled by Kelly Rissman.