Dude With a Nude ‘Tude Appears Un-Tattooed
Naked motorcyclist in Garberville. [Screenshot from the video by Nigel Anderson]
Nigel Anderson, who was working at the Legion’s Firework booth under the clock in Garberville saw the astonishingly untattooed nude dude drive past on the wrong side of the road and, captured the solemn occasion on video.
“Hey, Kym, I saw a naked rider through Garberville and thought you should too,” he wrote.
Unwilling to keep the dignified and stately moment under wraps, we felt that it would be unfair of us not to share the bare with our readers.
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I hope he didn’t have far to go not wearing a helmet and all! 😂
Although, I’d expect a big smile on his face but he looks pretty serious. Maybe he got in a fight with his girlfriend and she took all his clothes while he was in the shower so he couldn’t leave… but he showed her and left anyway! Nothing to see here, just trying to get home!
He was riding in circles around the shop smart parking lotin redway for quite a while before he took off to garberville.
🤔🧐Probably looking for his wallet…😁
Maybe her boyfriend came home early…..bahahahaha
If that’s the case, I don’t want to think about where he was keeping the ignition key.
It was a real key-ster stash…
I bet if he came off and slid down the pavement, there would be a “rash” of statements.
Shudder…
What a bum…mer.
Paying homage to Sonny Barger?
Nicely done dude. I’ve always wanted to do that but the thought of a moist seat out in Willow Creek sun keeps me grounded. Nice headline Kym!
I would imagine that he lost a bet, or it’s some kind of hazing.
🤔🧐Look ma!,
No hands!🤷♂️😁
Look, mom, no glands, if he really drops it. Ooooo, makes me wince.
He is just starving for attention.
Too much HERB?
Shades of the Clampers.
ECV Satisfactory!
Ernie are you an ECV member?
Thank you for happy stories like this! That dude is having a blast, and so am I now. Yeehaw😁
He might be celebrating America’s birthday by wearing his birthday suit atop his American made bike.
It was apparently dumped later…
https://www.facebook.com/groups/HumboldtCountyonAlert/
Ditched the stolen bike, drugs do the body good.
Omg. Only in Humboldt lmao
And San Fran
Chrome don’t getchya home.
The FB post is gone. I’d love to know the story on this caper.
Do you have a link to this?
🤔🧐 Do you have a Harley, Tony?😉😁
Forgot the shampoo…
He got the “ my parents are outta town text”…
Wouldn’t you have to look real close to know he didn’t have a helmet?
Now that’s funny!
🤔🧐Probably just stepped out of the shower and realized there were no clean towels…😁
🤔🧐 Looks like he might have been heading to “The Bootleg”, to drop about a G-Stack on some new threads and leather, but he musta forgot his wallet, and had to go back for it…😁
Yep. Gotta air dry.
That guy ended up at Redway beach. Just out for an afternoon ride and dip in the river😎
FREE WILLIE!
Snort…
Actually the bike was at Redway beach earlier that day. He made it home safe….
Gross
HAHAHAHAHAAAAA!
Don’t know which is funnier – the story, the photo or the comments. Thanks, made my morning!
Stripped!
Like America’s freedoms.
Hahaha. You were singing a different time when it comes to medical intervention… Some folks seem to think they are all woke up and stuff
If you think YOU’RE upset that America is killing less FOC (Fetuses Of Color), can you imagine how Margaret Sanger must be shrieking, wailing and gnashing her teeth in hell?
Eugenics is an ugly thing. We should be celebrating the demise of Planned Parenthood.
https://m.washingtontimes.com/news/2014/may/5/grossu-margaret-sanger-eugenicist/?utm_source=GOOGLE&utm_medium=cpc&utm_id=chacka&utm_campaign=TWT+-+DSA
Good way to torch your sac!
Sack attack, caught a little flak.
That’s ballsy.
Streaking with your knees in the breeze. Yahoo 🤣
So how are fireworks are being sold 🤔
Parade wave!
With “Church Street” in the background, no less…
I recognize that ummmm bike! LOL he’s letting his good times roll!
Yaaaaaaas!! 😉
Is he turning left? 😋
Braking…😉
I was driving south on Broadway 2 weeks ago, just passing Anglin’s, when up ahead 2 blocks 3 ft off the northbound side of the road was a bum in the grass soaking up the sun so stoked on life you couldn’t not see it from that far away. It was inspiring…till I got closer and realized his pants and undies were around his knees and he was beating that monkey like it took his last dime. As I passed you could hear him furiously humming the Battle Hymn of the Republic. I can’t erase it. I try, but I can’t. I did think “should I send that to Kym Kemp?” but there had been no stories of naked men at that point, now I know
Thanks for making us laugh out loud. His truth is marching on, I would guess. Glory, glory Hallelujah!
Best comment ever!!
Were Thinking he must-have mist the rodeo parade. He did however give a proper California salute olo. And the Japanese motorcycle boots say it all. He is a blank slate for someone with a new tattoo gun.
But officer, I am not naked. I am wearing a motorcycle.
The Garberville Pride Parade.
Either this guy was circling town or the videographer knew he was coming.
He was jUst circling town randomly
Every rider knows you don’t wave like that . . . you let it hang.
That’s my step dad…
My condolences!!!
Is that the same dude that did a burn-out all the way through the Garberville parade last year. He looks familiar.
Whatchoo you looking at?
Maybe he needed some cash 💰 and was hoping to get beat down by some local LEO
The Christmas song”Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire” comes to mind. Maybe the husband came home and he had to get his “Chestnuts” out of there.
Celebration of life for Sonny Barger?
RIP Sonny. An original.
I hit a Junebug doing 70mph once. Felt it pretty good through my jeans and leather.
Got a bee in my helmet once. That was a world of fun.
I’d hate to have either one happen while riding like this guy. Good thing he doesn’t have highway pegs.
Gawd I had a bald-face hornet come in between my goggles and helmet once right into the ear pocket that was super awesome!
That sounds horrible!
Good thing he’s got a late model scooter. The old shovels would have left him with a permanent scar on the inside of his right thigh…shaped exactly like the rear rocker box.
I don’t know much but I know THAT for sure.
Lol sounds like you speak from experience
So true. Been there too Dog.
This gives a whole new meaning to skid-mark.
No shoes either. Hate stop w no shoes on. Hard enough w my Saucony.
Very proud of this individual for not having any tattoos. its super kooky when folks get a harley and then get tattoos! Not saying he did that but he also deserves mad accolades for having a harley and no tattoos.
Have to say tattoos are pretty corny these days. They are so pretentious right- ooh look at me.
Awesome!
He seems like the kind of guy that would give you the shirt of of his back, and then some…