SWAN DIVE – Former Presidents & Former First Lady HRC sign up for the Bob Ross Experience

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With more than 1500 Bob Ross Teachers holding local workshops every day, you can paint just like Bob Ross does on TV – in a few hours at the Bob Ross Experience.  

https://experience.bobross.com/homepage-2/bob-ross-in-the-news/take-a-bob-ross-style-painting-class/

Former President Donald J. Trump, Former President George W. Bush, Former President Bill Clinton, and Former First Lady Hillary Rodham Clinton were seen at three different locations at the Bob Ross Experience.  

President Donald J. Trump was seen at a South Florida Bob Ross Experience.  He was asked why he was taking this class. “When people make the mistake of underestimating me, that’s when they are really in for their biggest surprise”, was his confident and matter of fact response.  He winked, gave a thumbs up, and continued painting.  

“We will make America strong again. We will make America safe again. And we will make America great again, greater than ever before.” – President Donald Trump.

Former President George W. Bush was seen at an undisclosed location and was giggling as he was painting. The teacher approached him and had to ask, ‘where do you find your inspiration?’ 

Former President George W. Bush responded, “I’ll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office. To those of you who received honours, awards and distinctions, I say, well done. And to the ‘C’ students, I say, you too can be president of the United States.” 

Former President Bill Clinton was seen at a New York Bob Ross Experience. While painting, the teacher approached him and President Clinton had a quick response before being asked about his painting.  “I did not have sexual relations with that woman.”  Then he smiled from ear to ear and continued painting.  

President Clinton was reminiscing and was overheard in class, “When I was in England I experimented with marijuana a time or two, and I didn’t like it. I didn’t inhale.” 

Former First Lady Hillary Clinton was in a Private Bob Ross Experience.  She was asked why she was taking the class. “Every child needs a champion”, was her response.  She was sitting for a self portrait at the Bob Ross Experience, and it was very revealing and terrifying.  

“Probably my worst quality is that I get very passionate about what I think is right. I also learned that a person was not necessarily bad just because you did not agree with him, and that if you believed in something, you had better be prepared to defend it.” – HRC 

HRC’s friend, Marina Abromovic, was the artist at the Bob Ross Experience. Her work explores body art, endurance art and feminist art, the relationship between the performer and audience, the limits of the body, and the possibilities of the mind.

https://www.inquisitr.com/3759785/pizzagate-marina-abramovic-spirit-cooking/