Vince McMahon threatens to mutilate Austin Theory for losing. Fortunately, Austin Theory was able to pick up a victory.
Vince McMahon returned to Monday Night Raw tonight. In recent months, he has been mentoring Austin Theory. Vince McMahon started the Night by watching footage of Austin losing to Finn Balor last month.
Austin, who clearly has learned nothing about what Vince McMahon likes from his Superstars, proclaims that he earned a "half-victory" because he beat up Finn Balor after the match. Vince McMahon made it clear, there are no such things as half victories, and as such, he had better earn a victory over Finn Balor tonight otherwise, Vince says he would beat up Austin Theory.
He did not stop there.
Vince threatened to drag theory in his office, grab an equalizer, and break all of Austin Theory’s small bones, before moving on to the big ones, before moving on to his face. When it was over, Austin Theory would be left in a heap of blood and snot and then, Vince would take a selfie and send it to Austin Theory’s mother.
Fortunately, Austin Theory was able to successfully defeat Finn Balor and spare himself gory mutilation at the hands of the chairman of WWE.
At least it would not have been self-mutilation.
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