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Posted on 1/15/22 at 4:10 am
Posted on 1/15/22 at 4:10 am
Morning all
A man walks into a bar...
As he sits down, he looks up and notices three pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling. He asks the bartender “what’s with the meat?”
The bartender says, “If you can jump up and slap all three pieces at once, you get free drinks for an hour. If you miss even one, you have to pay for everyone else’s drinks for the rest of the night. Wanna give it a go?”
The man takes another look at the meat, then says, “I think I’ll pass. The steaks are too high.”
A man walks into a bar...
As he sits down, he looks up and notices three pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling. He asks the bartender “what’s with the meat?”
The bartender says, “If you can jump up and slap all three pieces at once, you get free drinks for an hour. If you miss even one, you have to pay for everyone else’s drinks for the rest of the night. Wanna give it a go?”
The man takes another look at the meat, then says, “I think I’ll pass. The steaks are too high.”
This post was edited on 1/15/22 at 4:14 am
Posted on 1/15/22 at 4:12 am to dyslexiateechur
Morning OT GMT
Hope you got a decent night sleep mp.
Hope you got a decent night sleep mp.
Posted on 1/15/22 at 4:14 am to LSU Coyote
I woke up just hurting around 11 but some ibuprofen fixed me right up.
Posted on 1/15/22 at 4:16 am to dyslexiateechur
Good Morning Humans
Gonna be one of those days and nights.
Hope y’all’s is too.
Gonna be one of those days and nights.
Hope y’all’s is too.
Posted on 1/15/22 at 4:18 am to dyslexiateechur
we can home 2 days early because of izzy.
Posted on 1/15/22 at 4:24 am to dyslexiateechur
Morning all. Good cold night. Good conversations with the fire
Posted on 1/15/22 at 4:44 am to fr33manator
quote:
Good conversations with the fire
What did the fire say?
Posted on 1/15/22 at 4:56 am to LSU Coyote
Did anyone make coffee yet?
:coffee:
:coffee:
Posted on 1/15/22 at 5:03 am to LSU Coyote
quote:
What did the fire say?
Like a moth to the flame,
Towards the fire she goes,
She’s a fiend for the heat,
While the wild wind blows,
She keeps flapping her wings,
While the smoke twists and turns,
In the blaze of desire,
You can’t flirt with the fire,
Without ending up burned
She’ll try to snuff it out,
But the wind from her wings,
Keeps fanning the flames,
Of the cruel warmth it brings,
And it’s all gone to ashes,
Just a heap of hot coals,
Lord and try as she might,
There’s just no fire bright,
To keep her From the cold
In the darkness the cinders,
Send her prayers to the sky,
As she cradles the embers,
While they smolder and die,
It’s cold comfort she’s bought,
Oh and lord how she tried,
Now it’s ashes to dust,
Cause she’s just burned up,
From the fire inside
As the flames hiss and whisper,
Of the lonely forlorn,
Who just can’t seem to fly,
Guess it’s how they were born,
Now she’s queen of the ashes,
All her raiments are grey,
Til the wind comes along,
And she sings a sad song,
As it all blows away
As the ashes are falling,
Well they look just like snow,
I can still hear her calling,
Where the wild winds blow,
As the smoke swirls like mem’ries,
Leaving only her ghost,
Though she might have burned brief,
She blazed out with a heat,
That was hotter than most
Cross the plains of Montana,
Through the west texas skies,
On the wild colorado,
Well forever she flies,
And she’ll dance through the forests,
With her feet leaving fires,
Though the flames will burn out,
Cinders dance all about,
Leaving sparks of desire
And her ashes will go,
Somewhere gods only know,
Where the wild winds blow
This post was edited on 1/15/22 at 5:04 am
Posted on 1/15/22 at 5:28 am to dyslexiateechur
Morning teech, everybody.
Posted on 1/15/22 at 5:30 am to fr33manator
Fire seems soo primal. I often wonder, when looking into the fire, how back our relationship goes with it.
It triggers something, almost like a drug.
It triggers something, almost like a drug.
Posted on 1/15/22 at 5:35 am to dyslexiateechur
Damn that wind is serious this morning
Posted on 1/15/22 at 5:35 am to Captain Crown
Where you be? It is warm here and 0 wind in North Lafourche.
Posted on 1/15/22 at 5:38 am to Captain Crown
What part of the state? Wind hasn’t picked up here yet, but supposed to be in the 15-20mph range this morning sometime until tomorrow evening in NE La.
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