Editor:

Saturday evening there was a knock on the front door. I yelled, “Come in.” The reply was come on out. It was an elf and although he looked familiar. I could not get a good look since the daylight was waning. Sure enough, he had Santa and Mrs. Claus with him, plus a whole trolley full of Christmas Santas/Bozos. Myself and my neighbor were treated to a Christmas song. And I heard them exclaim as they rode out of sight, “There’ll be free beer at the club tonight.” Just when you thought you’ve seen it all!!

Anyhow, thank you to all the trolley Bozos. You brought a smile to this old Grinch’s face. Good job! and by the way, Merry Christmas to ALL!

A Native Chunker,

Pete Bott

E. Mauch Chunk