YELLOWSTONE
“When I grow up, I wanna be Sam Elliott with Patrick Swayze’s hair.”
Travis (Taylor Sheridan) reveals his love of Road House to Jimmy
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Even during the Thanksgiving holiday, there was plenty of television to include in our latest Quotes of the Week column.
In the list below, we’ve gathered more than 15 of the small screen’s best sound bites from the past seven days, including scenes from broadcast, cable and streaming series.
This time around, we’ve got a Yellowstone character’s enthusiasm for a 1980s Patrick Swayze film, Nathan’s memorable introduction to Issa’s mother on Insecure, botany-based wordplay from Batwoman‘s Alice, and a rare appearance from the daytime-TV lineup, courtesy of Days of Our Lives.
Also featured in this week’s roundup: double doses of Hawkeye (grade the first two episodes), The Sex Lives of College Girls, Legends of Tomorrow and Saved by the Bell, plus quotable moments from Dexter: New Blood, New Amsterdam and more shows.
Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves!
“When I grow up, I wanna be Sam Elliott with Patrick Swayze’s hair.”
Travis (Taylor Sheridan) reveals his love of Road House to Jimmy
“As for Renee Montoya finding out about you, let’s just say that cactus is out of the bag.”
Alice (Rachel Skarsten) plants some hard truths on “Poison Mary”
“Since when did everybody start saying, ‘I love you’ to everybody all the time?”
“That was my mom. Since when did your heart shrink three sizes?”
“When a little girl in a ninja costume stole my Christmas.”
Kate (Hailee Steinfeld) thinks Clint (Jeremy Renner) is a real Grinch
“And I fought Thanos.”
A LARPer begs Clint (Jeremy Renner) to let himself be pretend-killed
“You’ve been possessed by the devil again? Thought it was like the chicken pox — I thought it could only happen to you once!”
Sami (Alison Sweeney) catches up with mom Marlena
“My uncle Ernesto has a body shop; he can buff that right out.”
Joe’s (Cheech Marin) “explosive” marksmanship winds up doing major damage to Nash’s Barracuda
“Young Stalin can get it, right? Dude could’ve been on Riverdale.”
Boy-crazy Bella (Amrit Kaur) even has the hots for her history book cover
“It was nice meeting you, and I look forward to seeing you all on Selling Sunset one day.”
Whitney (Alyah Chanelle Scott) ditches the sorority’s rush event
“I know you.”
“Aren’t you a little young to have seen Bound?”
Tiffany (who’s still inside the body of actress Jennifer Tilly) assumes Junior (Teo Briones) recognizes her from Tilly’s racy ’90s crime-thriller
“If he doesn’t like you, he could have you kicked out of the totem.”
“Is that legal?”
“I don’t know or understand the rules of the totem, so… yeah.”
We feel ya, Zari 2.0 (Tala Ashe)
“That shirt really brings out Gary’s eyes, and those pants accentuate his butt.”
“[panicked] I think I understand why humans keep secrets now.”
“That’s called shame, and there’s no shame in the game. Those pants do accent his butt.”
After a machine reads Gideon’s (Amy Louise Pemberton) thoughts, Behrad (Shayan Sobhian) assures her that it’s OK to appreciate Gary’s bod
“We need the A-team here, and you seem a little, um, Gen Z-ish.”
Max (Ryan Eggold) underestimates the young-looking CDC specialist sent to help the hospital with a superbug
“You got a nice smile. I see. I see. You all Steph Curry with it, huh?”
Issa’s mom Lila (Wendy Raquel Robinson), meeting Nathan over FaceTime for the first time
“Lexi and I are whatever. We just have an unspoken rule that we don’t talk about the unspoken thing we don’t talk about.”
“Like the One Who Shall Not Be Named from Harry Potter…”
“Voldemort?”
“J.K. Rowling.”
Potterhead Daisy (Haskiri Velazquez) refuses to let a transphobic author destroy a beloved franchise
“Damnnnn! Y’all got a Geoffrey?”
Devante (Dexter Darden) realizes just how rich his girlfriend Nadia is when he’s introduced to her family’s Black, British butler
“A little Fargo, don’t you think?”
Dexter (Michael C. Hall) isn’t too keen on Deb’s comically absurd idea of disposing of Matt’s body via wood chipper
Crime-thriller? I saw Bound and I’m pretty sure it’s a Romance. ;)
That Dexter quote and the visuals that went with it really shouldn’t have been funny, yet was incredibly so. Definitely the right call to have Deb be Dexter’s Dark Passenger.
Dexter has always had a Gallows Humor to it/him…
Context as a lot to do with the joke ‘popping’…
and I think the biggest Danger to the joke not working is/was that it’s citing Fargo: the Movie, now 25 years old (unless the Fargo Series has revisited the woodchipper)
I know it’s “on brand” but the visual addition made it quite a visceral scene.
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Was similarly amusing this week with Harrison using some of Deb’s favourite curses.
Transphobia, bad. Check
Misogyny, okay. Check.
Sorry, just updating my scorecard for crappy television commentary.
If you’re talking about the Rowling jab from Saved by the Bell, you understand that TVLine is just explaining the intended context of the line, right?
It’s the character passing judgment, not the journalists
(though everyone is entitled to their opinions. You clearly have many.)
As if you don’t.
That’s the fun part about the word “everyone” – it includes… you know… everyone.
“Explaining’ is being overly generous to the writer of the tvline blurb.
They took a side by calling her ‘transphobic.’ Not qualifying her as ‘allegedly’ or even hinting that there might be disagreement on the suddenly controversial words of JK Rowling, is the ‘journalist’ passing judgement.
The quote from the show has an implicit suggestion of Rowling’s supposedly dark turn, whereas the writer here was explicit with their slur.
TVLine obviously needed to explain the implied context for the sake of those who are unaware, but you’re right they could have used some sort of qualifying adjective.
However, Rowling’s transphobia isn’t exactly “alleged.” It’s established that she said what she said, and she hasn’t taken it back, and it was indeed transphobic, even if it comes from a well-intentioned stance of female solidarity.
Declarative statements saying that her words were indeed transphobic is going beyond having an opinion.
Apparently slurring someone is okay with you and the libellous blurb enthusiast.
Scorecard updated again…
again here’s what rowling said that males are born males females are born females and her stating scienticfic fact is somehow transphobic
You might have missed this, but the quoted person referring to JKR is in fact trans so her meaning was inherently clear in the context. It’s not the writer passing judgement. There is also no need to put journalist in quotes, they are entertainment news writers, not graduates of the Columbia School of Journalism.
The Nash Bridges quote was classic!!!
Of course, the quote was from Sami. Best character on daytime television, bar none.
Also, love the banter between Hawkeye and Kate.