Combustible, colourful, controversial, charismatic, childish, champion - Jose Mourinho has been called plenty of C-words in his career.
Shortly into his third decade as a coach, the headline-grabbing Portuguese is set to take charge of his 1,000th game as manager when his Roma side face Sassuolo on Sunday.
And the previous 999 have not been short of drama or outpourings of emotion. Not to mention 25 trophies, 43 individual awards, six Guinness World records and an honorary degree, amongst other things.
Love him or loathe him, the Special One remains one of the most eminently watchable personalities in the sport, with dizzying heights, embarrassing lows and plenty in between on Mourinho's rollercoaster journey so far.