I’m so sexy, a bride banned me from her wedding — I shouldn’t be punished for being slim and pretty

She’s just too hot to have and to hold.

A bride raised hell ahead of her holy matrimony, banning a smoke-show friend from the fete for fear the social media model’s beauty would outshine her own on the big day.

“I had everything planned,” carped comely content creator Sabrina Low, 23, to What’s The Jam, after being booted by the bride.

“I bought the dress, paid for the hairdresser and makeup,” whined the bombshell, from Brazil, adding she’d spent over $320 on the gown alone. “However, two weeks before the wedding, I received a message on WhatsApp that changed everything.”

“The bride explained that she was worried I might attract too much attention because of my slim frame,” said Low, “and it wouldn’t look good for me to be beside her at the altar all the time.”

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It seems belles like the bosomy brunette, who often doubles as a platinum blond pinup, can’t seem to catch a break.

Glamor gals blessed with “pretty privilege ” — advantages afforded to showstoppers owing to their good looks — have long lamented the downsides of being drop-dead gorgeous.

Shye Lee, a millennial fox from Orlando, Fla., previously told The Post that being pretty is “honestly more of a curse than a privilege.”

“Pretty girls are never taken seriously,” continued the head-turner. “Pretty girl privilege only works in certain aspects of life.”

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Sunny Hostin, a co-host on ABC’s “The View,” has attributed the controversial perk to WNBA player Caitlin Clark’s popularity , claiming the 22-year-old Indiana Fever baller brings in big sponsorships based on her beauty.

“She is more relatable to more people because…she’s attractive,” said Hostin, 55, during an episode of the talk show this spring.

The ugly truths behind pretty privilege aside, most recipients are happily reaping its benefits.

Leila Layzell, a hotness influencer from London, frequently goes viral for seducing strangers into gifting her designer goodies such as a Marc Jacobs purse, Chanel fragrances and an iPhone.

“I use charm, charisma, and rizz to persuade guys to buy me things,” bragged the twenty-something , who’s never been told “No” when asking for luxury treats.

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Low, however, doesn’t seem to appreciate being treated differently because of her fine physicality — namely during a pal’s wedding festivities.

“I invested money, time and expectations in this event,” groaned the disinvited diva. “It was very hard to accept that my presence could be seen in such a negative light, especially by someone I considered a close friend.”

“I never thought something like my weight could be an issue in a situation like this.”

The siren says being sidelined has taken a financial, emotional and mental toll on her overall well-being.

“Losing all that [time and money] for something so superficial was a hard blow,” she insisted. “This [situation has] made me rethink a lot about true friendship and what it means to be valued for who we really are, not for our appearance.”

Low hopes haters realize that their prejudices against good-looking folks could have lasting, damaging effects.

“It’s amazing how people feel entitled to judge someone else’s body,” she spat, “without thinking about the impact it can have on someone’s self-esteem.”

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