Sonja Morgan details her all-night rendezvous with an Illinois trucker in Sunday’s episode of “Luann and Sonja: Welcome to Crappie Lake.”
“I can’t even talk. I mean, usually I’m tapping for more,” Morgan tells her co-star Luann de Lesseps in a sneak peek Bravo shared on Friday.
“This guy was …,” Morgan, 59, continues before de Lesseps, 58, finishes her sentence, “all in.”
“And again and again and again,” Morgan adds. “I was like, ‘Holy f–k!’ I got my pipes cleaned.”
Later in the clip, Morgan raves that the local man, Billy Richard, “even left [her] money” — in the form of a couple of quarters on the floor of her motel room.
“I mean, I’m sure he was very happy to give you a tip,” de Lesseps jokes, adding that Morgan looks “like a million dollars” after the sexcapade.
The countess then reminds her former “Real Housewives of New York City” castmate that she “let her have that one” when they met Richard at a dive bar in the small city of Benton.
“OK, Lu. Guess what? He was stuck to me like white on rice, OK?” Morgan claps back. “I didn’t see him asking Luann, ‘Would you like a ride home?’ No, he just took my arm. He’s like, ‘I’ll give you a ride back.’”
Despite the Bravolebrities remembering the night differently, de Lesseps makes it clear that she is happy her friend had a successful night out.
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“Look at you. You’re smiling. You’re grinning from ear to ear. I love it. You got laid … now it’s my turn,” she teases.
Morgan previously shared some raunchy details from her small-town hookup while appearing on Page Six’s “Virtual Reali-Tea” podcast earlier this month.
“Popped or pegged, what’d I do? I popped a stitch from my liposuction,” she spilled. “Luann got over that real quick. She was like, ‘Sonja, you can’t be wearing a compression garment on the show. It’s 110 degrees.'”
Luckily for Morgan, who also propositioned Barstool Sports founder Dave Portnoy recently, de Lesseps guessed that the mishap “didn’t even register in this guy’s head.”
“Luann and Sonja: Welcome to Crappie Lake” airs Sundays at 10 p.m. ET on Bravo.
