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No hate for Timmy, but he didn’t even go to his own NSOP!. Hello, new, beautiful faces; welcome to Columbia and Bwog! Do you want to hear something heartbreaking? Famous actor and dreamy Victorian ghost Timothée Chalamet never had the proper first-year experience at Columbia University. That’s right: he missed the iconic New Student Orientation Program (missing CUgLow especially stings), the second semester of Lit Hum, going to a Beta party that he will always regret, spending 12 hours at JJ’s, and so much more. I don’t even think he was enrolled long enough to be the only person in the Frontiers of Science lecture hall to not know who Brian Greene is!