D'brickashaw Ferguson

Everyone has their own favorite. Hingle McCringleberry. L’Carpetron Dookmarriot. D’Isiah T. Billings-Clyde. Jackmerius Tacktheritrix. All classics. Fans of the comedy series Key & Peele, which aired for five seasons on Comedy Central, are all too familiar with these names. For those who haven’t seen the sketch I’m referring to, the premise is simple. Keegan-Michael Key and co-star Jordan Peele spend the better part of three minutes batting around increasingly absurd names (Shakiraquan T.G.I.F. Carter and The Player Formerly Known as Mousecop among them) of fictional college football players competing in an All-Star event called the East/West Bowl.