I don’t get it. It may seem like a good idea to move to a remote house in the goddamn middle of nowhere to take care of someone you have never met. And you better go alone because there’s only enough room for one person. And of course, there’s no telephone, TV, computer, nothing. Absolutely no means of communication. Sure, that sounds like a great idea. *Insert eye roll here* It’s like these people have never watched a horror movie in their lives.