I’m in love with Hollywood’s local mascot - A Mohawked Pig

Mr. Meat is our neighborhood mascot and he warms my heart every time I see him. I first encountered him while taking a walk around the neighborhood. You can’t miss him. He’s a sizable pig, with shiny black fur, weighing in at around 90 pounds. When I first met him, he was unadorned but these days he’s often sporting a blue mohawk with feet and legs are dyed in ombre shades of blue and green or pink. Often he’s wearing a mini hat or gold chain. Always, he appears to be smiling, with his two massive protruding teeth.