Read and learn, people.

Alexa play "End Of The Road" by Boyz II Men.

I'd be pretty pissed if footage of me almost drowning was used in a movie.

"Don't worry about it, we can take my parent's private plane!"

Tell us the moment when you noticed a fundamental shift amongst your students over the last four years.

I hope you're in the right headspace to receive this information.

“It’s not nice knowing that people are saying the worst things I’ve ever read about someone that I love.”

"The only way to escape the signs was to surrender. So I parted with my friends and their envious futures and moved in with the Sisters of Charity in Kansas City, armed with little more knowledge about religious life than what I could gather from Sister Act."

"I don't read any form of information attached to my material."

"Under-consuming, or mindfully consuming, has allowed me to create a life for myself that feels a lot more relaxing and a lot more free."

"Most residential locks I find to be cheap and fairly easy to lock pick — not really difficult to get good at them..."

"So this man just admitted ON NATIONAL TELEVISION that he plans on doing scare tactics for the rest of this campaign….." —@YallQunt

“You know a movie is gonna rock when Robert Pattinson does a silly little voice.”

"It can keep you awake at night. It can make you miserable."

The girls are fighting again (and by girls, I mean literal states).

"When I attended college, I was unaware of how to cleanse myself properly after using the toilet. There was no bidet, and I had never used toilet paper by myself."

"It is between me and the ballot box."

"I had no sooner agreed to the date than my anxiety kicked in and I began obsessing over my appearance. Dating with body dysmorphic disorder had always been excruciating."

"I had my child at 45, and I've had people tell me that my decision to have a child at my age was somehow unfair to my child. Personally, I feel that I'm a much better parent now than a younger me would have been."

"This method had been a lifesaver for us."