22 People Who Are Straight Up Having A Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Worse Week Than You

If you just had the absolute worst week, just remember...

1. The person who gave their mouse a good 'n' proper goopin':

2. The person who might want to flee the country:

3. The person who was kind enough to share some dental hygiene tips with their cat:

4. The person whose neighbors never let the party die:

5. The person whose shirt galavanted off to a magical land:

6. The person who successfully decanted a diaper:

7. The person who had the scare of a lifetime:

8. The person who had to yabba dabba doo this car to work:

9. The person who just drank the Prometheus goo:

10. The person who made a bunch of new friends today:

11. The person who Weezer would be ashamed of:

12. The person whose waffle has seen things... terrible things:

13. The person whose washing machine is up to some shady stuff behind closed doors:

14. Ol' Green Foot:

15. The person whose straw is an apt metaphor for their entire life:

16. The person who will never be comfortable pumpin' ever again:

17. The person whose bacon is approximately 97.85% fat:

18. The person who will not be getting their deposit back under any circumstances:

19. The person who lost the cookie lottery:

20. The person whose eggs went absolutely nuclear:

21. The person who found the world's strongest carrot, the likes of which no man shall ever wield:

22. And the person whose apple is quite literally rotten to the core: