I'm Sorry, But I Seriously Can't Stop Laughing At These Extremely Hilarious And Tragic DIY Fails

If you ever feel bad about your own awful home improvement skills, just remember...

1. At least you didn't give your carpet a cool, clean, fresh coat of paint:

2. At least your toilet didn't make you a new indoor pool:

3. At least you didn't learn this very valuable lesson:

4. At least you aren't actively trying to end your grandpappies:

5. At least you didn't make a very, very expensive error:

6. At least your wall doesn't look like a frickin' Rothko painting... I'm serious!

7. At least the one thing that was supposed to build didn't destroy your floor:

8. At least you don't have to live out the rest of your days in the basement:

9. At least you didn't spill black paint tastefully up and down your carpeted stairs:

10. At least you didn't anger some very nasty birds:

11. At least you didn't miss a crucial, crucial spot:

12. At least your TV didn't take a gigantic leap:

13. At least you don't bang your big ol' noggin every time you go downstairs:

14. At least you didn't drill your bathtub a brand-new drain:

15. At least you didn't lay a nice coat of paint on the self-checkout machine:

16. At least you didn't seal a mosquito into its new eternal resting place:

17. At least your attic project didn't lead to a bedroom project:

18. At least those cabinets you put up didn't fall to their untimely doom:

19. At least your stairs didn't get a visit from the ghost of Jackson Pollock:

20. At least you aren't seasoning your food with a healthy heap of dust:

21. At least you didn't metamorphose into a chandelier:

22. At least you didn't have to learn this very valuable lesson...

23. ...or this other very valuable lesson:

24. At least your awning doesn't have you aw-ing in pain:

25. At least you didn't fly real fast and loose with those tiles at the end:

26. At least you didn't completely miss on this installation:

27. At least your fridge isn't taunting you:

28. At least you aren't forever trapped on your roof after your ladder fell:

29. At least a cat didn't laugh in the face of your concrete:

30. At least you didn't spill literally everything:

31. At least you didn't leave your bedroom looking like a crime scene while painting:

32. At least you didn't put your ceiling fan in fan prison:

33. At least this isn't the first thing you see every single morning:

34. At least you won't have a heart attack every time you leave your bedroom:

35. At least your cat and the Roomba didn't conspire against you:

36. At least the vent you installed won't be blasting whatever happens in the bathroom all over the place:

37. At least you don't have approximately 7 inches between your boiling pot of water and your stove hood:

38. At least you aren't reminded of humanity's foibles every time you turn the light on:

39. At least you aren't locked in a never-ending game of hide-and-go-seek with an outlet:

40. At least your pipe, uh, doesn't, uh, you know, uh, look like this:

41. At least you didn't run out of paint at the worst possible moment:

42. At least you didn't pop your wall full of holes:

43. At least you're not dealing with...this:

44. At least your toilet isn't a dang puzzle:

45. And at least you're not the Green Man: